Cheers to the “Pause”

If you’re happy and you know it, thank your meds!

Here’s to the pause
That overheats our bras
Casually exposing our fangs and claws
To reveal a cray that makes grown men pray
To God for her meds to kick in

I’m unhinged and flaring
Searching for a Sauv Blanc pairing
Everything serves as a fan while I’m swearing
Is it hot as fuck or just my luck
When are those meds kicking in

I layer my clothes lightly
But sweat the bed nightly
My hair is frizzy, damp and unsightly
Put it up in a bun I’m not having fun
Why aren’t the damn meds kicking in

Hormones are holding me captive
Making me over-reactive
Linda Blair head spinning attractive
I’m deeply possessed and easily stressed
But the meds are finally kicking in!

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  1. Ken MacLean

    This is what it has come to eh!?. I feel partially responsible.


  2. Bonnie

    You girls hit the nail on the head. Can so relate

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