Shit’s About To Go Down
Poop jokes aren’t my favourite, but they’re a solid No. 2 It seems everyone these days is wrestling with a gut reaction. Autoimmunes, allergies, anxiety, aging. We’re talking deep doo-doo.…
Cinderella and Snow White ✨ Where Are They Now?
Have you ever wondered what happened to Cinderella and Snow White? The Sisters present their own tale of where m'ladies land in this video blog, and for your benefit, without…
Note To My 20-Year-Old Self
1. Back pain is a direct result of youth leaving your body. 2. Trimming your nose hair is an actual thing. 3. Rock 'n roll all night and party every…
The Evolution of Sex
I lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in! Chapter I: We have the right tools for the job, but no idea how to use them.…
Why Fifty Is F**king Nifty
Milestone birthdays are either eagerly anticipated or send shivers down your spine. Here are our Top 10 reasons why 50 is fucking nifty. 1. Wisdom If you learn something new…
Botox Or Bangs
Feeling pretty is a full time job, which is why I work part time... Botox vs. bangs is a question of commitment. Refueling every six months is a bling thing,…
Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older
9. Death is the number 1 killer in the world. 8. Life is sexually transmitted. 7. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 6.…
Cheers to the “Pause”
If you’re happy and you know it, thank your meds! Here's to the pause That overheats our bras Casually exposing our fangs and claws To reveal a cray that makes…
Skin Cancer Is A Sun Of A Beach
Last month, Val had surgery to remove a lesion in the corner of her eye. The dermatologist and surgeon warned the outcome was likely skin cancer. To our relief, it…