A LIFETIME OF TRYING TO GET SOME
THE EARLY YEARS Before any of us actually have sex, a whole era is devoted to beating around the bush. Heavy petting, steamy makeouts, and olympic-level dry humping are the…
Parenting Your Parents
As Mom’s age progresses and her dependency increases, there’s a tightrope to walk. No one likes being told what to do, not when you’re six, and definitely not when you’re…
She’s Still Got Great Mileage
Following a rare, good night's sleep you awaken feeling young and nubile. Overnight, your sexagenarian odometer clicked backwards, thus reversing your internal mileage. Click click. You nail the right shade…
Time For Another Edition of “What The Hell Is Happening To My Body!”
Welcome to 55+, known to us crusty cool cats as the corn husk years. The era where your body demands attention, akin to a cactus with a flair for the…
How Much Time Is Spent…
If you’ve ever had an existential crisis, wondering what you’ve done with your life, consider this. We spend a whopping 2 ½ decades sleeping; not to mention an additional 7…
The Sisters 2024 In’s and Out’s
✅ IN ✅ ✦ Aging, just get over it…embrace laugh lines, freckles, silver hair, loose skin ✦ Trying and failing, then dusting yourself off. Repeat as necessary. ✦ Get to…
The Ultimate Bag Lady
Raise your hand if you’ve stood in a checkout line, patiently waiting for a little old lady to pay? Rummaging through her giant handbag, she slowly unzips every zipper in…
Nine Facts To Remember As We Grow Older
9. Death is the No. 1 killer in the world. 8. Life is sexually transmitted. 7. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 6.…
Sangria Sisters Do’s and Don’ts
Don’t 1. Don’t put your money where your mouth is, that’s gross. 2. No nudie pics into cyberspace, unless you're cool with Uncle Wayne stargazing Uranus. 3. Ditch the open-toe…
