Note To My 20-Year-Old Self
1. Back pain is a direct result of youth leaving your body. 2. Trimming your nose hair is an actual thing. 3. Rock 'n roll all night and party every…
The Evolution of Sex
I lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in! Chapter I: We have the right tools for the job, but no idea how to use them.…
Why Fifty Is F**king Nifty
Milestone birthdays are either eagerly anticipated or send shivers down your spine. Here are our Top 10 reasons why 50 is fucking nifty. 1. Wisdom If you learn something new…
Botox Or Bangs
Feeling pretty is a full time job, which is why I work part time... Botox vs. bangs is a question of commitment. Refueling every six months is a bling thing,…
Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older
9. Death is the number 1 killer in the world. 8. Life is sexually transmitted. 7. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 6.…
Here’s to the Pause
If you’re happy and you know it, thank your meds! Here's to the pause That overheats our bras Casually exposing our fangs and claws To reveal a cray that makes…
Skin Cancer Is A Sun Of A Beach
Last month, Val had surgery to remove a lesion in the corner of her eye. The dermatologist and surgeon warned the outcome was likely skin cancer. To our relief, it…
Tips to Avoid A Midlife Crisis
Trying to guess a woman’s age can blow up in your face. It’s deciding whether to cut the red, blue, or green wire first. Women handle a mid-wife crisis differently…
For Goodness Sex
At this ripe age, if her briefs match her bra, canoodling wasn’t his idea. Valentine's day used to be a laydown. An open-and-shut case of thumping thighs, cottontail style. Before…
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