Makeup Tips For Over 40 Bitches
If Dr. Pepper Lip Smackers and blue mascara are still in your makeup bag, this one's for you. Gravity is a futhermucker. As we age, eyes get crepey, concealer nests…
Adult Acne: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
A zit in a wrinkle? Looks like you can have it all… I’m a picker. I get off on whacking whiteheads, and not just my own. I’ve been a professional…
Hair’s Looking At You, Kid
When I was just a little girl My hair was full of ringlet curl Mom tried taming without fail Princess Leia braids, and ponytail Pulled so tight my brows both…
The Sisters Top 6 Skin Care Essentials
I have laugh lines on my laugh lines, thanks to all you funny bitches. If I gotta sport a few wrinkles, at least they’re happy ones. I have a deep…
The Sisters Top 20 Most Unflattering Photos
We’re self-admitted photo whores. A good selfie promotes the blog and bolsters our brand. It's not easy to get a good shot, and for every pic we post there are…
Fashionista
You say bathrobe, I say wrap dress. I’ve always admired people who cultivate a personal style and stick to it. Diversity is what saves us from becoming stepford wives. My…
Wax On, Pluck Off
Sure, my life isn't perfect… But my hair is, and let’s face it, that’s what really counts. As I sit idly at a stoplight, for the umpteenth time that day, my fingers…
Nip ‘n Tuck
Plastic surgeons are renowned for making mountains out of molehills. I bet their front doors have big knockers. Although I have no plans (aka throw down cash) in my immediate…