Hair’s Looking At You, Kid
When I was just a little girl My hair was full of ringlet curl Mom tried taming without fail Princess Leia braids and ponytail Pulled so tight my brows did…
Botox Or Bangs
Feeling pretty is a full time job, which is why I work part time... Botox vs. bangs is a question of commitment. Refueling every six months is a bling thing,…
Makeup Tips For Over 40 Bitches
If Dr. Pepper Lip Smackers and blue mascara are still in your makeup bag, this one's for you. Gravity is a futhermucker. As we age, eyes get crepey, concealer nests…
Adult Acne: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
A zit in a wrinkle? Looks like you can have it all… I’m a picker. I get off on whacking whiteheads, and not just my own. I’ve been a professional…
The Sisters Most Unflattering Photos
We’re self-admitted photo whores. However, for every picture we post there are scads of epic fails. Unflattering photos are a far more realistic snapshot of life, so we’re rolling them…
