A Small Mark Christmas Movie
Tiffany enters the scene clutching her pearls and a pumpkin spice latte. A merger and acquisition executive in the big city of Ballsack, Tiffany’s been tasked with ensuring the smooth…
The Evolution Of Entertaining
As a teen, my hostess skills ranged from zero to zilch. Entertaining my homies was simple. With no snacks or H2O in sight, we went camel toe to camel toe,…
The Ultimate Bag Lady
Raise your hand if you’ve stood in a checkout line, patiently waiting for a little old lady to pay? Rummaging through her giant handbag, she slowly unzips every zipper in…
Lori and Val | Home Of The Brave
Written, photographed, and published by Danny Miller | HOME OF THE BRAVE SERIES While lying on my back in a beginners Yin yoga class recently, the instructor asked us to “surrender…
Happy Hallo’Wine
If there’s something strange, in your neighborhood…who you gonna call? SANGRIA SISTERS! As self-proclaimed dress up queens, we go balls to the costume wall. While some babes sport pigtails and…
Words of Wisdom To My 10-Year-Old Self
1. If I could speak to my 10-year-old self, I’d say buckle up girl. Life can take you out at the knees, Tonya Harding style. But you have the strength…
In My Younger Days
🔸 20 Something: I flirted my way out of a traffic ticket by inching a mini skirt into a micro skirt, exploiting my glorious gams. We’re talking seatbelt, speeding, and…
If Men Had A Uterus
1. Going forward, Aunt Flo's visits will be man-dated to 3-5 business days, open on weekends. 2. Masculine hygiene commercials would depict a hockey slash/gash crime scene with blood flowing…
My Blood Type Is B Positive
Whenever I'm asked what I'm grateful for, I fire off perfunctory answers like health, happiness, and a crisp sauvignon blanc. However, to live your best life, you have to acknowledge…
