My New “Old Thing”
It’s a good thing I’m young at heart, because the rest of this temple is vintage. OK boomer, what’s up now? Thanks for asking, here’s the thing. Our dear friend…
JOMO (Joy Of Missing Out) Playlist
Does the idea of your nips reaching their destination two minutes before you bring you joy? Fuck no! We’re talking frigid temps and tight leggings, the spitting image of sausage…
Roaring 20’s New Year’s Resolutions
Sisters tip: If you can’t achieve your New Year’s resolutions, lower your damn bar. As we hurtle into the roaring 20's and a squeaky clean slate, we present our Top…
The Sisters Favourite Things 2019 🍷
With coal now too expensive for stockings, we thought you could use some hip, happenin’ alternatives. We present the Sisters annual favourite things…Sangria style! 1. Be Like Josh When I…
Elf On A Shelf – Police Blotter
Another sad story of a child gnome whose brush with fame went straight to his dome. “I elfed up,” the angelic elf admitted after police illuminated the scandal by candle.…
Guest Etiquette Holiday Humour
Break out the fat pants, the holidays are here. Other than a natural inclination to stuff the turkey with Prozac, here are our "Do’s and Don'ts" for being a good…
Clever Ways To Be Kind
If it feels like a nasty uncle keeps rubbing his marble bag across humanity, you’re not alone. To quote rock legend April Wine, The Whole World’s Goin’ Crazy. We’re calling…
How Your Vet Sees Euthanasia
I love the way my dog looks at me. His big browns see a supermodel, a pulitzer prize winner, a saint. Dogs are a gift that take a ticking, and…
A Day in the Life of a Passive Aggressive
We come from a line of passive aggressives. Meltdowns are done inward and under our breath. Clipped words like fine and whatever dickwad announce that my bitch switch is flipped.…