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A Father’s Day Salute To All The Semen Out There

Our Mother’s Day blog, “The Amazing Race: Ovarian Edition,” outlined the sophisticated phenom of the almighty ovum. In sharp contrast to a monthly single egg roll-out, males mass-produce 1,500 boneheaded…

Training Your Pelvic Floor Puppy

For over half a decade I’ve been discovering cockamamie new things about my body. In countless conversations with girlfriends, the song is one and the same. Our catalogue of health…

Fore Play

Deep down, golf is a sexy sport. If you’re into collars, spikes, holes, and balls, you should hit the links. Known for its high price and slow pace, its a…

The Amazing Race: Mother’s Day Ovary Edition

To fully appreciate the dramatic effort it takes for one egg to get fertilized, you must recognize the miracle of the female body. In honour of Mother’s Day, let’s delve…

Evolution Of The Road Trip: How Much Further

1972 You, your five siblings, and the dog load up the station wagon. Your hand slaps the wood paneling as you yell “Shotgun,” thus securing your spot in the rear-facing…

Kindergarten Election Guide: Vote Now or Cry Later

Listen up children, today’s lesson is on VOTING! Elections allow you to weigh in on important issues, such as snacks, naptime, crafts, and foreign policy. Our classroom’s going to get…

Relatable Pet Peeves With a Side of Sass

1. Waiting for the other person to stop talking, because I have something more important to say. 2. Dear small line of dirt that won’t go in the dust pan,…

I’m Not Gonna Sugarcoat It

After spending the better part of our lives together, refined sugar and I ended our relationship. It wasn’t a mutual decision, divorce rarely is. A sucker for sucrose, I was…

Behind the Scenes: Director’s Cut On Val

✶ Consciously defying the stigma of aging. ✶ A wannabe masterchef, I chop it like it’s hot in my own hell’s kitchen. ✶ To protect my ample shelf, I tuck…

A Father’s Day Salute To All The Semen Out There

Training Your Pelvic Floor Puppy

Fore Play

The Amazing Race: Mother’s Day Ovary Edition

Evolution Of The Road Trip: How Much Further

Kindergarten Election Guide: Vote Now or Cry Later

Relatable Pet Peeves With a Side of Sass

I’m Not Gonna Sugarcoat It

Behind the Scenes: Director’s Cut On Val

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