Shit’s About To Go Down
Poop jokes aren’t my favourite, but they’re a solid No. 2 It seems everyone these days is wrestling with a gut reaction. Autoimmunes, allergies, anxiety, aging. We’re talking deep doo-doo.…
What I Did On My Summer Vaycay!
Dear bitches: I’m baaack! After a dark and stormy year, a little R&R was just what my oracle ordered. I hope your summer was as fanfuckintastic as mine, but it’s…
Cinderella and Snow White ✨ Where Are They Now?
Have you ever wondered what happened to Cinderella and Snow White? The Sisters present their own tale of where m'ladies land in this video blog, and for your benefit, without…
Fatherless Day
We’ve grinned and beared the last four Father’s Days (minus a father), but this is a first for Abby. The painful year of firsts a daddy’s girl weathers after losing…
Are You A Reason, A Season, Or A Lifetime?
When you know which one it is, you'll know what to do with that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON it’s usually to meet a need…
Why I’ll Never Have A Rock-Hard Body
1. I save my carbs for wine. It’s called priorities After complaining to a friend about my dimpled arms, he grabbed a handful of loose skin and said, “Here’s the…
Con’GRAD’ulations To My Firstborn
Original Post May 2015 Moments after we finally met, I whispered “I hope I don’t forget to feed you.” An image of my goldfish floating upside down briefly swam to…
Recipe for a Mother
Take one woman in the prime of her life. Add a dash of sperm. Fold in nausea and uncontrollable food cravings. Sprinkle in stretch marks, tender breasts, and swollen ankles.…