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Kindergarten Election Guide: Vote Now or Cry Later

Listen up children, today’s lesson is on VOTING! Elections allow you to weigh in on important issues, such as snacks, naptime, crafts, and foreign policy. Our classroom’s going to get…

Relatable Pet Peeves With a Side of Sass

1. Waiting for the other person to stop talking, because I have something more important to say. 2. Dear small line of dirt that won’t go in the dust pan,…

Dear Bra: It’s Not Me, It’s You!

As one of only two girls endowed with airbags in the fifth grade, I was the curiosity of my male classmates. One notably dim-witted boy grabbed the strap of my…

Ole Lady ‘Limpics 2024

Welcome athletes! On this sunny summer day, the Sangria Sisters are about to embark on their inaugural run for the podium at the Ole Lady ‘Limpics. Live coverage is provided…

Sangria Sisters Confessional

Forgive me sisters, for I have sinned. It’s been 40 years since my last confession. In high school, I was suspended three days for skipping algebra. I’d bang away at…

The Liabilities of Being a Lefty

For thousands of years, left-handers were branded with a scarlet letter L. Deemed weak, luciferian, and mercilessly persecuted, while the almighty right-handers ruled the roost. By the 1960’s, corporal punishment…

Things That Make You Feel Young

1️⃣ Driving your kid’s stick shift with the windows rolled down 2️⃣ A high pony swishing back and forth across your shoulders 3️⃣ Letting your partner feel you up during…

Partners In Grime

By virtue of our vag, women are born into a life of servitude. Clean the latrine Cinderella. Febreze ‘til you wheeze Cinderella. This suzy homemaker is officially lowering the bar.…

How Much Time Is Spent…

If you’ve ever had an existential crisis, wondering what you’ve done with your life, consider this. We spend a whopping 2 ½ decades sleeping; not to mention an additional 7…

Kindergarten Election Guide: Vote Now or Cry Later

Relatable Pet Peeves With a Side of Sass

Dear Bra: It’s Not Me, It’s You!

Ole Lady ‘Limpics 2024

Sangria Sisters Confessional

The Liabilities of Being a Lefty

Things That Make You Feel Young

Partners In Grime

How Much Time Is Spent…

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