Have you ever noticed a random sparkle or two on someone’s face, and wondered where the hell it came from? A crafting project or wayward makeup is a feasible hunch,…
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It’s 1986 You strut into the airport 30 minutes before your International flight, Doc Martens tightly laced mid-calf, and two wide belts looped around the waist of your pastel jumpsuit.…
✴ Polish off the shrapnel inside your bra after binging a family size bag of chips. ✴ Inform your wife she sounds like her mother. ✴ Park your sparkly new…