Note To My 20-Year-Old Self
1. Back pain is a direct result of youth leaving your body. 2. Trimming your nose hair is an actual thing. 3. Rock 'n roll all night and party every…
My Tiger Beat Heartthrobs
I think I'm in love! No wait, I was just hungry... There's a line from a Garth Brooks song that says “Sometimes I thank God for unanswered prayers.” Without that…
Doggie Style
A dog is truly man’s best friend. If you don’t believe it, try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of a car for an hour.…
Calm The F Down Playlist
Don’t let the winter wind chill drive you crazy, when you know it’s within walking distance... When February hijacks my mental health, I seek ways to calm the fuck down.…
Sangria Sisters: 70’s Style
We're suckers for nostalgia [opium for old people]. In this VIDEO blog, Lori and Val boogie back to the 70’s, the freewheeling decade that shaped us into the crazy ass…
Sangria Sisters Do Waylon and Willie
Successful parenting is finding Waylon Jennings on your kid's iPod... We grew up grooving to the ultimate outlaws, Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson. This week's lip sync battle pays homage…
Every Summer Tells A Story
Summer of '69 Youth is wasted on the young ✮ Barefoot ✮ Perma-tan ✮ Kool-aid on tap ✮ Raiding gardens ✮ Drinking from the hose ✮ Outside from dawn till…
How NOT To Talk To Your Child About Sex
By Rachael Pavlik The inevitable has happened. Late last night, our child walked in on us… you know, in flagrante delicto. We weren’t sure how long she had been standing…