Fresh Outta Fucks
For years, I was really caught up in what people thought of me. The incessant need to be liked was exhausting. My malleable personality swung like a big long dong…
Sangria Sisters European Travel Tips
Planning a month-long, multi-country, European vacay is a logistical nightmare. Enter adventure curator, Tara Shaw! Tara’s company, Resfeber Travels Company, hand-crafted Val and Ken’s dream itinerary, and finessed Lori and…
Ole Lady ‘Limpics 2024
Welcome athletes! On this sunny summer day, the Sangria Sisters are about to embark on their inaugural run for the podium at the Ole Lady ‘Limpics. Live coverage is provided…
Seven Deadly Sins of Stampede
Lust In 1991, two perfect strangers locked eyes across the crowded Silver Slipper Saloon, and a randy fuse was lit. After hours of grinding on the dance floor, Ken spun…
Three-Tier Cleaning For Friends
When friends drop by, at any given moment, what state would your house be in? I confess to various levels of effort and anxiety when hosting company. From a ten…
She’s Still Got Great Mileage
Following a rare, good night's sleep you awaken feeling young and nubile. Overnight, your sexagenarian odometer clicked backwards, thus reversing your internal mileage. Click click. You nail the right shade…
Sangria Sisters Confessional
Forgive me sisters, for I have sinned. It’s been 40 years since my last confession. In high school, I was suspended three days for skipping algebra. I’d bang away at…
Sarcasm Is My Love Language
✅ QUALITY TIME This prevails as my number one love language. At the time, my husband’s frequent flyer business, often conducted on the golf course, had us passing like ships…
Chugga Chugga Toot Toot
When we were young, Mom preferred to use the word “spark” in lieu of fart, as potty humour was reserved for stinky boys. “Eew, you sparked!” would have us rolling…
