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She’s Still Got Great Mileage

Following a rare, good night's sleep you awaken feeling young and nubile. Overnight, your sexagenarian odometer clicked backwards, thus reversing your internal mileage. Click click. You nail the right shade…

How To Be a Good Partner

HER: 🍑 Don’t have 700 throw pillows on your bed. 🍑 Surrender 1/16 of the bathroom space for his toiletries. 🍑 Concede that his method of loading the dishwasher is…

Surviving Ovarian Retirement

Shortly before my 49th birthday, internal alarm bells set off a menacing chime. “Why is she so snarky?” my pursed lips asked my clenched jaw. “Why is she so snacky?”…

Time For Another Edition of “What The Hell Is Happening To My Body!”

Welcome to 55+, known to us crusty cool cats as the corn husk years. The era where your body demands attention, akin to a cactus with a flair for the…

Partners In Grime

By virtue of our vag, women are born into a life of servitude. Clean the latrine Cinderella. Febreze ‘til you wheeze Cinderella. This suzy homemaker is officially lowering the bar.…

The Twelve Wines of Christmas 🍷

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, A headache from the Chablis On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Two…

Elf On A Shelf – Police Blotter

Another sad story of a famous child gnome, whose top-billing went straight to his dome. His youth spent in a supporting role at the pole, eventually took a toll on…

The Ultimate Bag Lady

Raise your hand if you’ve stood in a checkout line, patiently waiting for a little old lady to pay? Rummaging through her giant handbag, she slowly unzips every zipper in…

Inappropriate Much?

If you know what rabbit ears and tinfoil have in common, book a colonoscopy tout suite! We grew up in the socially oblivious, footloose and fancy free era of entertainment.…

She’s Still Got Great Mileage

How To Be a Good Partner

Surviving Ovarian Retirement

Time For Another Edition of “What The Hell Is Happening To My Body!”

Partners In Grime

The Twelve Wines of Christmas 🍷

Elf On A Shelf – Police Blotter

The Ultimate Bag Lady

Inappropriate Much?

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