After spending the better part of our lives together, refined sugar and I ended our relationship. It wasn’t a mutual decision, divorce rarely is. A sucker for sucrose, I was…
✶ Consciously defying the stigma of aging. ✶ A wannabe masterchef, I chop it like it’s hot in my own hell’s kitchen. ✶ To protect my ample shelf, I tuck…
✶ Relentlessly redefining confidence ✶ On the road to a black belt in karate, my meniscus tapped out at brown. ✶ Husbandless…by tragedy, then choice ✶ Game for whatever (don’t…
In the average little house on the prairie: 🥶 Measure three weeks of bone-chilling weather 📉 Add continuous negative news feed 🤯 Grate in sporadic spousal irritation 🌥️ Reduce all…
I believe there’s room in a crayon box for every single colour. Each wax stick can be drawn upon to make my world brighter and varied. However, for the past…
At the exact moment I was born, the universe was at its maximum capacity for hyper-efficient women. One of the few traits still available was idler, and lucky enough, it…
For years, I was really caught up in what people thought of me. The incessant need to be liked was exhausting. My malleable personality swung like a big long dong…
When friends drop by, at any given moment, what state would your house be in? I confess to various levels of effort and anxiety when hosting company. From a ten…
Following a rare, good night's sleep you awaken feeling young and nubile. Overnight, your sexagenarian odometer clicked backwards, thus reversing your internal mileage. Click click. You nail the right shade…