If You’re Cranky And You Know It, Stomp Your Feet
It’s fascinating to watch men soften as they age. We’re not talking wood here, we’re talking teddy bear temperament. And here I sit, all crotchety and cantankerous. PMS rage has…
My New “Old Thing”
It’s a good thing I’m young at heart, because the rest of this temple is vintage. OK boomer, what’s up now? Thanks for asking, here’s the thing. Our dear friend…
Three Hacks for the Hormonally Challenged
I don’t mind getting older, but my body is taking it badly. The word hack has multiple definitions; chop roughly, a harsh cough, how I play golf, and clever tips.…
Menopause Can Kiss My Ass
Menopause... It’s nobody’s fault but somebody's gonna pay... My first hot flash woke me when my husband moved in for a spoon (he was jockeying for a fork). Without warning…
Adult Acne: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
A zit in a wrinkle? Looks like you can have it all… I’m a picker. I get off on whacking whiteheads, and not just my own. I’ve been a professional…
Cheers to the “Pause”
If you’re happy and you know it, thank your meds! Here's to the pause That overheats our bras Casually exposing our fangs and claws To reveal a cray that makes…
