Spilling The Tea On Lori: A (Mostly) Honest Introduction
✶ Relentlessly redefining confidence ✶ On the road to a black belt in karate, my meniscus tapped out at brown. ✶ Husbandless…by tragedy, then choice ✶ Game for whatever (don’t…
Partners In Grime
By virtue of our vag, women are born into a life of servitude. Clean the latrine Cinderella. Febreze ‘til you wheeze Cinderella. This suzy homemaker is officially lowering the bar.…
Elf On A Shelf – Police Blotter
Another sad story of a famous child gnome, whose top-billing went straight to his dome. His youth spent in a supporting role at the pole, eventually took a toll on…
Lori and Val | Home Of The Brave
Written, photographed, and published by Danny Miller | HOME OF THE BRAVE SERIES While lying on my back in a beginners Yin yoga class recently, the instructor asked us to “surrender…
Nine Facts To Remember As We Grow Older
9. Death is the No. 1 killer in the world. 8. Life is sexually transmitted. 7. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 6.…
Getting To Know the Sangria Sisters
✶ Val ✶ 1. Due to her firstborn status, Val can be a bossy beaver. 2. She’s a positive thinker. The glass may be half empty, but the bar is…
When I Win The Lottery
When I win the lottery, and I’m talkin’ a big fat sum I’ll collect it in my Lambo, Gucci label on my bum No need for the annuity, print my…
12 Things Wine Lovers “Don’t” Say
1. It’s not a party until the Mateus starts flowing. 2. I prefer my Chardonnay at room temperature. 3. Do you have anything smaller than a 5 oz. glass? 4.…
Instagram Tips for the Social Media Challenged
Instagram is hands down our favourite medium. It’s visual, lighthearted, and easy to curate your own feed. Puppies, fierce females, and the Good News Movement are a bitchin’ way to…
