When I Win The Lottery
When I win the lottery, and I’m talkin’ a big fat sum I’ll collect it in my Lambo, Gucci label on my bum No need for the annuity, print my…
12 Things Wine Lovers “Don’t” Say
1. It’s not a party until the Mateus starts flowing. 2. I prefer my Chardonnay at room temperature. 3. Do you have anything smaller than a 5 oz. glass? 4.…
Instagram Tips for the Social Media Challenged
Instagram is hands down our favourite medium. It’s visual, lighthearted, and easy to curate your own feed. Puppies, fierce females, and the Good News Movement are a bitchin’ way to…
Who Could Use Some Sisterly Advice?
Don't 1. Don’t keep score (even if you’re totally winning)! 2. Don’t ask a woman eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s doing. 3. Don’t walk into your…
Christmas Is The New Sourdough Bread
Creeped out by Halloween, Covid, and election night, A need for comfort and joy was healed by yuletide light, My resting grinch face scowled, let's just Netflix in bed, But…
Productivity: A Multi-Slacker vs. The Busy Bee
If you ever wondered how you’d deal with a motherfuckin meltdown, now you know. In the past six weeks, your productivity has either shot through the roof or slunk to…
Corona Induced Activities I Never Thought I’d Do
1. No bra martial law. Now that the girls have been set free, they protest against the bonds of a knocker locker. 2. With zero chance of visitors, I’ve shaved…
Game Of Phones
Ring-ring, the 90’s are calling! Flip phones are making a comeback, only this time gettin’ jiggy comes with a posh spice price tag. With apple and blackberry infatuation at a…
Tips and Tools To Get It On
I didn’t wear earrings for a long time and the hole closed. Now I’m worried about my vagina. Happy LOVE month! While grape therapists don’t qualify as sex therapists, we’ve…
