Aging

Here’s to the Pause

For Goodness Sex

At this age, if her briefs match her bra, aggressive cuddling wasn’t his idea. Valentine's used to be a laydown. An open-and-shut case of thumping thighs, cottontail style. Before her…

The Value Of Time

It’s funny how time flies whether you’re having fun or not. For perspective, Stevie Nicks is 68 years old. My Walkman is 38. Mom jeans from a lifetime ago are…

Caution: Memory Loss Ahead

They say your memory is the first thing to… something, something. I suffer from CRS — Can’t Remember Shit. Everyday conversation is turning into a game of charades. “Oh, what’s…
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