Aging

Why Fifty Is F**king Nifty

Botox Or Bangs

Feeling pretty is a full time job, which is why I work part time... Botox vs. bangs is a question of commitment. Refueling every six months is a bling thing,…

For Goodness Sex

At this ripe age, if her briefs match her bra, aggressive cuddling wasn’t his idea. Valentine's day used to be a laydown. An open-and-shut case of thumping thighs, cottontail style.…

The Value Of Time

It’s funny how time flies whether you’re having fun or not. For perspective, Stevie Nicks is 68 years old. My Walkman is 38. Mom jeans from a lifetime ago are…
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