Aging

Red Wine Is A Hater 🍷 Dummies For Wine – Vol. II

The Value Of Time

It’s funny how time flies whether you’re having fun or not. For perspective, Stevie Nicks is 68 years old. My Walkman is 38. Mom jeans from a lifetime ago are…

Caution: Memory Loss Ahead

They say your memory is the first thing to… something, something. I suffer from CRS — Can’t Remember Shit. Everyday conversation is turning into a game of charades. “Oh, what’s…

The Next 50 Years

As sung to The Sound of Silence by Disturbed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4 Hello darkness my old friend, I’ve come to dye the grey again. My silver lining’s hiding way down there, Wiry…

Mid-Wife Crisis

When a women asks you to guess her age, it’s like deciding whether to cut the red, blue, or green wire to diffuse the bomb. Me: I worked at one…
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