What Happened To My Body?
Can’t Take My Eyes Off of You Dimly lit restaurants are the enemy you didn’t see coming. That radiant glow by candlelight softens years off my face…until it’s time to…
Pro Tips From An Old Broad
As a newly ordained 60-year-old, I’m brimming with Obi-Wan Kenobi wisdom. Nuggets, like the dark side has better weed, and I'm pretty fly for a Jedi. 1. The best way…
Were They Really The Good Ol’ Days?
Nostalgia has a flair for tenderizing rough patches from our memories. Granted, my unlined face and elevated ass are fondly remembered by many, but truth be told, our glory days…
Cheeky Costumes for Vintage Women
Creeping it real with sarcastic Halloween costumes‼ ✫ A muffin top. ✫ Crepe paper. ✫ The old grey mare. ✫ Anything dehydrated. ✫ A diva in fishnet support stockings. ✫…
I DREAM OF SLEEP
I’m writing this in the middle of the night. More specifically, between 3:30 - 6:30 a.m., when I’m consistently wide the fuck awake! Flopping back and forth fires up my…
Rebranding Middle Aged Women
In the 70’s, avocado was a retro dishwasher shade that guac-ed our world. After years of obscurity, this green goddess exploded back into the limelight in the form of a…
In Praise of Older Women
Written by Frank Kaiser One of the perks of dufferdom is an increased capacity to appreciate people. Friends. Spouses. And, for me, women. All women. As I grow in age,…
My New “Old Thing”
It’s a good thing I’m young at heart, because the rest of this temple is vintage. OK boomer, what’s up now? Thanks for asking, here’s the thing. Our dear friend…
Three Hacks for the Hormonally Challenged
I don’t mind getting older, but my body is taking it badly. The word hack has multiple definitions; chop roughly, a harsh cough, how I play golf, and clever tips.…
