Botox Or Bangs
Feeling pretty is a full time job, which is why I work part time... Botox vs. bangs is a question of commitment. Refueling every six months is a bling thing,…
Cheers to the “Pause”
If you’re happy and you know it, thank your meds! Here's to the pause That overheats our bras Casually exposing our fangs and claws To reveal a cray that makes…
Skin Cancer Is A Sun Of A Beach
Last month, Val had surgery to remove a lesion in the corner of her eye. The dermatologist and surgeon warned the outcome was likely skin cancer. To our relief, it…
Tips to Avoid A Midlife Crisis
Trying to guess a woman’s age can blow up in your face. It’s deciding whether to cut the red, blue, or green wire first. Women handle a mid-wife crisis differently…
For Goodness Sex
At this ripe age, if her briefs match her bra, canoodling wasn’t his idea. Valentine's day used to be a laydown. An open-and-shut case of thumping thighs, cottontail style. Before…
Tips For Aging Gracefully (Kicking and Screaming All The Way)
Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror and think, this can’t be right? Sadly my friends, we’ve reached an age where preventative tune-ups are priority.…
Red Wine Is A Hater 🍷
I love red wine, so why doesn’t it love me back? More than two glasses and I’m down. Down to clown that is, which are big shoes to fill. My…
Caution: Memory Loss Ahead
They say your memory is the first thing to… something, something. I suffer from CRS — Can’t Remember Shit. Everyday conversation is turning into a game of charades. “Oh, what’s…
