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8 Reasons We’re Proud To Be Canadian

Sealed With A Kiss

Valentine’s Day...because love isn’t complicated enough! Her: My first kiss was in kindergarten. It happened spontaneously, at the bottom of the stairs heading outside for recess. He planted one on…

Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun

In our 20’s, Halloween was a riot. We’d show up at community hall cabarets and announce “I’m only here for the boo’s.” Taking shots every time you saw a slutty costume was…

Recipe for a Mother

Take one woman in the prime of her life. Add a dash of sperm. Fold in nausea and uncontrollable food cravings. Sprinkle in stretch marks, tender breasts and swollen ankles.…
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