What Birthday Comes After Cougar?
On September 30th, we celebrate my sister Val Who on that day breezed through the birth canal. Not one for fanfare, nor big on affection Could’ve been avoided had my…
Seven Deadly Sins of Stampede
Lust There's an old saying. If you're a young man at Stampede and you're not getting laid, you must be lazy! Ken and Val locked eyes 27 years ago at…
OH CANADA – We Stand On Trump For Thee
Oh Canada! Our home and native land Recently charged with smuggling shoes, the latest contraband But we’re taking the offensive, don’t poke a mother bear Won’t be trumped by a…
Sangria Sisters Top 10 Resolutions 2017
1. Stop letting Mom dress us alike. 2. Answer every invitation with “why the hell not?” 3. Stop using the magnifying mirror. It’s fuckin’ scary. 4. Plan more adventures with…
Full Of Christmas Spirit (a.k.a Wine)
Have you tried getting your hohoho on, but can't find an app? Too petered out to sit upon Santa’s lap. Called in sick with a bah humbug. Damn cork won’t…
2017 ✨ The Good, Bad, and Ugly Year In Review
2017 will be remembered as a year that tested our optimism. Yes, the world is spinning out of control, but if you look back in history, it’s always been a…
Sangria Sisters ✨ Favourite Things 2017
1. Tree of Life Movement Intention Sticks Health, success, kindness...what you put out into the universe is what comes back. This elegant pendant is embellished with 22 different words to…
Reverse Advent Calendar…Sangria Style
Instructions: 1. Find a wine box with 12 dividers. Number the dividers from 1 to 12. [Check your basement for an empty box...just keeping it real!] 2. Crafty bitches can glam…
Canada 150 ✿ We Love You!
Both Bono and Obama famously declared THE WORLD NEEDS MORE CANADA. We couldn’t agree more. On July 1, we celebrate Canada’s 150th birthday, yet the old broad doesn’t look a…
