Elf On A Shelf – Police Blotter
Another sad story of a child gnome whose brush with fame went straight to his dome. “I elfed up,” the angelic elf admitted after police illuminated the scandal by candle.…
Guest Etiquette Holiday Humour
Break out the fat pants, the holidays are here. Other than a natural inclination to stuff the turkey with Prozac, here are our "Do’s and Don'ts" for being a good…
Clever Ways To Be Kind
If it feels like a nasty uncle keeps rubbing his marble bag across humanity, you’re not alone. To quote rock legend April Wine, The Whole World’s Goin’ Crazy. We’re calling…
What The Hell Happened To Fall?
With a last name like Pilgrim, we're inbred to fancy fall. Who doesn't love a chance to eat, drink, and be thankful? Where the most important step in a Thanksgiving…
Fatherless Day
We’ve grinned and beared the last four Father’s Days (down a father), but this is a first for Abby. The painful year of firsts a daddy’s girl weathers after losing…
Recipe for a Mother
Take one woman in the prime of her life. Add a dash of sperm. Fold in nausea and uncontrollable food cravings. Sprinkle in stretch marks, tender breasts, and swollen ankles.…
Sangria Sisters Top 10 Resolutions 2019
1. She believed she could...but she was really tired...so she didn’t. 2. Be more assertive, if that’s okay with you guys. 3. Control my bitchabetes, a miserable mood brought on…
‘Twas The Night Before Christmas…Sangria Style
https://youtu.be/IIhZQ3kwhg0 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, The martinis were stirred, the Sisters were soused. My stockings had runs, there were knots in my hair, December…
Bing & Bowie 💖 Peace On Earth/Little Drummer Boy
At this crazy time of year, it's hard not to get your tinsel in a tangle. We're here to help with that resting grinch face. Bing is all ears, dreaming…
