What The Hell Happened To Fall?
With a last name like Pilgrim, we're inbred to fancy fall. Who doesn't love a chance to eat, drink, and be thankful? Where the most important step in a Thanksgiving…
Fatherless Day
We’ve grinned and beared the last four Father’s Days (down a father), but this is a first for Abby. The painful year of firsts a daddy’s girl weathers after losing…
Recipe for a Mother
Take one woman in the prime of her life. Add a dash of sperm. Fold in nausea and uncontrollable food cravings. Sprinkle in stretch marks, tender breasts, and swollen ankles.…
Sangria Sisters Top 10 Resolutions 2019
1. She believed she could...but she was really tired...so she didn’t. 2. Be more assertive, if that’s okay with you guys. 3. Control my bitchabetes, a miserable mood brought on…
‘Twas The Night Before Christmas…Sangria Style
https://youtu.be/IIhZQ3kwhg0 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, The martinis were stirred, the Sisters were soused. My stockings had runs, there were knots in my hair, December…
Bing & Bowie 💖 Peace On Earth/Little Drummer Boy
At this crazy time of year, it's hard not to get your tinsel in a tangle. We're here to help with that resting grinch face. Bing is all ears, dreaming…
Favourite Things 2018…Sangria Style 🍷
1. BrüMate To have and to hold...and keep your wine cold. BrüMate is a wine canteen that keeps your bottle chill for 24 hours. Includes two adult sippy cups. Ideal for…
What Birthday Comes After Cougar?
On September 30th, we celebrate my sister Val Who on that day breezed through the birth canal. Not one for fanfare, nor big on affection Could’ve been avoided had my…
Seven Deadly Sins of Stampede
Lust There's an old saying. If you're a young man at Stampede and you're not getting laid, you must be lazy! Ken and Val locked eyes 27 years ago at…
