Papa Was A Kidney Stone
A kidney stone walks into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll you have?” The kidney stone says, “Thanks dude, but I’m just passing through.” It started with sharp pains, like…
You Might Be a Martyr Mom
Does your house have chronically low oxygen due to repetitive, dramatic sighs? Do you start every sentence with “Why do I have to do everything myself?” You just might be…
Productivity: A Multi-Slacker vs. The Busy Bee
If you ever wondered how you’d deal with a motherfuckin meltdown, now you know. In the past six weeks, your productivity has either shot through the roof or slunk to…
Corona Induced Activities I Never Thought I’d Do
1. No bra martial law. Now that the girls have been set free, they'll protest against the bonds of a knocker locker. 2. With zero chance of visitors, I’ve dropped…
Game Of Phones
Ring-ring, the 90’s are calling! Flip phones are making a comeback, only this time gettin’ jiggy comes with a posh spice price tag. With apple and blackberry infatuation at a…
Tips and Tools To Get It On
I didn’t wear earrings for a long time and the hole closed. Now I’m worried about my vagina. Happy LOVE month! While grape therapists don’t qualify as sex therapists, we’ve…
Walk Of Shame
In our early 30’s, a friend and mother of three admitted she was sexually tapped out. My boy toy and I were still in the organ-grinding heyday of a new…
My Goal Weight Is One Chin
After eating with abandon (brie in one hand, bacon in the other, booze balanced on my big boned belly), January always slaps me sober. A month that graciously sacrifices its…
Burning Questions…Sangria Style!
It's our 6th birthday and we're ready to party! 🍷 Launched on January 23, 2014, Val and Lori created the Sangria Sisters blog after finding themselves at a crossroads. In…
