When we were young, safety standards were a fuck of a lot lower than the heightened protocols of today. In lieu of a seat belt, Mom would slingshot her arm…
Mother’s Day, the busiest dining day of the year But with restaurants closed, no mimosas to cheer If whipping up brunch is your only Plan B Get ‘yo ass to…
Fourteen months ago, the sisterhood abruptly shifted from broadcasting in front of a live studio audience to a one woman sound booth. Insert an endless commercial break here. In the…
Don't 1. Don’t keep score (even if you’re totally winning)! 2. Don’t ask a woman eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s doing. 3. Don’t walk into your…
I’m writing this in the middle of the night. More specifically, between 3:30 - 6:30 a.m., when I’m consistently wide the fuck awake! Flopping back and forth fires up my…
Almost a full year into fattening the curve, it’s getting tougher to envision an end. My social life hasn’t been this bleak since my wallflower days at the junior high…