Dear bitches: I’m baaack! After a dark and stormy year, a little R&R was just what my oracle ordered. I hope your summer was as fanfuckintastic as mine, but it’s…
Milestone birthdays are either eagerly anticipated or send shivers down your spine. Here are our Top 10 reasons why 50 is fucking nifty. 1. Wisdom If you learn something new…
We're suckers for nostalgia [opium for old people]. In this VIDEO blog, Lori and Val boogie back to the 70’s, the freewheeling decade that shaped us into the crazy ass…
On September 30th, we celebrate my sister Val Who on that day breezed through the birth canal. Not one for fanfare, nor big on affection Could’ve been avoided had my…
After my son's dental surgery, his girlfriend and I fussed over him, quietly competing for who loves him most. Mother-in-law clashes are customary, but for the first time I walked…
By Rachael Pavlik The inevitable has happened. Late last night, our child walked in on us… you know, in flagrante delicto. We weren’t sure how long she had been standing…