An Old-Timey Right To An Opinion
Growing up in a little house on the prairie, Ma schooled us on R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Her motto was “you’re no better than anyone else, and no one is better than you.”…
Christmas Parenting Young Children vs. Parenting Young Adults
Then: Don your wee daughter in a short party dress. Force her to strike a pose on the lap of an old man that smells like cigga-weed and feet. Now:…
Christmas Is The New Sourdough Bread
Creeped out by Halloween, Covid, and election night, A need for comfort and joy was healed by yuletide light, My resting grinch face scowled, let's just Netflix in bed, But…
Papa Was A Kidney Stone
A kidney stone walks into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll you have?” The kidney stone says, “Thanks dude, but I’m just passing through.” It started with sharp pains, like…
You Might Be a Martyr Mom
Does your house have chronically low oxygen due to repetitive, dramatic sighs? Do you start every sentence with “Why do I have to do everything myself?” You just might be…
Productivity: A Multi-Slacker vs. The Busy Bee
If you ever wondered how you’d deal with a motherfuckin meltdown, now you know. In the past six weeks, your productivity has either shot through the roof or slunk to…
Corona Induced Activities I Never Thought I’d Do
1. No bra martial law. Now that the girls have been set free, they'll protest against the bonds of a knocker locker. 2. With zero chance of visitors, I’ve dropped…
Game Of Phones
Ring-ring, the 90’s are calling! Flip phones are making a comeback, only this time gettin’ jiggy comes with a posh spice price tag. With apple and blackberry infatuation at a…
Tips and Tools To Get It On
I didn’t wear earrings for a long time and the hole closed. Now I’m worried about my vagina. Happy LOVE month! While grape therapists don’t qualify as sex therapists, we’ve…
