Things You’re Technically Allowed To Do, But, Should You…?
✴ Polish off the shrapnel inside your bra after binging a family size bag of chips. ✴ Inform your wife she sounds like her mother. ✴ Park your sparkly new…
The Marathon of Life
To clarify, I’m not a runner. If you see me jogging, please kill whatever the fuck is chasing me! This week, the NYC marathon aired a story that warmed my…
A Ray of Hope
I hope to once again lick cheezie dust off my fingers without the fear of dying. I hope to hear a bartender ask, “Will that be shaken or stirred?” I…
Risky Business
When we were young, safety standards were a fuck of a lot lower than the heightened protocols of today. In lieu of a seat belt, Mom would slingshot her arm…
The Mother Of All Years
Mother’s Day, the busiest dining day of the year But with restaurants closed, no mimosas to cheer If whipping up brunch is your only Plan B Get ‘yo ass to…
The Art of Communicating…Sangria Style
Fourteen months ago, the sisterhood abruptly shifted from broadcasting in front of a live studio audience to a one woman sound booth. Insert an endless commercial break here. In the…
Who Could Use Some Sisterly Advice?
Don't 1. Don’t keep score (even if you’re totally winning)! 2. Don’t ask a woman eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s doing. 3. Don’t walk into your…
20 Things A Guy Would Never Say
1. I’ve got my father’s thighs. 2. She looks like the marrying kind. 3. People see me as handsome, but I’m so much more than that. 4. Do these jeans…
The Lost Art of Getting Lost
My husband gets mad at the fact I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right. I remember getting directions from my Dad when I…
