My butt can no longer pass the pencil test, it holds on to a No. 2.
I can’t sleep through the night without getting up to pee.
I can’t party two nights in a row without feeling like a bag of dicks.
I can’t get off the couch without grunting.
My boobs chatter when I’m cold.
If I sit too long, my butt falls asleep. And then it starts snoring.
I’m kinder to my fellow humans.
I practice compassion.
I actively search for good in the world.
I ask for help.
I have more control.
I love more and keep my heart open.
I’m mentally and emotionally stronger than ever.
I appreciate ironies like failing eyesight and sprouting chin hair.
I understand it’s not the load that brings me down. It’s the way I carry it.
I don’t care what people think of my appearance. Mosquitos find me attractive.
It’s all good.
It is what it is.
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