It Is What It Is

I can no longer pass the pencil test. My heinie holds on to a No. 2

I can’t go hard two nights in a row.

I can’t sleep through the night without getting up to pee.

I’m bent out of shape my cartwheel and splits days are over.

I can’t get off the couch without grunting.

My boobs chatter when I’m cold.

If I sit too long, my butt falls asleep. And then it starts snoring.


I’m softer in my relations with humans.

I practice kindness and compassion.

I stop and smell the Rosé.

I actively look for good in the world.

I ask for help.

I have more control.

I love more and keep my heart open.

I accept that I’m a constant work in progress.

I am mentally and emotionally stronger than ever before.

I appreciate the irony of failing eyesight and sprouting chin hair.

I understand it’s not the load that brings me down. It’s the way I carry it.

I don’t care what people think of my appearance. Mosquitos find me attractive.

It’s all good.

It is what it is.

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  1. Eleanor Leveille

    sounds familiar …. Happy Easter….

  2. Denise

    O so true! I enjoy all of your blog topics

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