1. It’s not a party until the Mateus starts flowing.
2. I prefer my Chardonnay at room temperature.
3. Do you have anything smaller than a 5 oz. glass?
4. Let’s start with the cheap shit and work our way to the good stuff.
5. Who doesn’t enjoy chilled Chablis from a red solo cup?
6. The best bubbly I ever imbibed came from a box.
7. We fancy homemade blends over store-bought.
8. My Pinot Noir cup runneth over with ice.
9. Does it come in any other colours than red or white?
10. Grape therapy is overrated. I’d rather pay $200 a session for counselling.
11. I can’t relax when I drink Cab Sav. Uncork and unwind isn’t in my vocab-ernet.
12. Can you recommend a wine with notes of tobacco, tar, charcoal, baby diaper, or cat pee?
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