12 Things Wine Lovers “Don’t” Say

1. It’s not a party until the Mateus starts flowing.

2. I prefer my Chardonnay at room temperature.

3. Do you have anything smaller than a 5 oz. glass?

4. Let’s start with the cheap shit and work our way to the good stuff.

5. Who doesn’t enjoy chilled Chablis from a red solo cup?

6. The best bubbly I ever imbibed came from a box.

7. We fancy homemade blends over store-bought.

8. My Pinot Noir cup runneth over with ice.

9. Does it come in any other colours than red or white?

10. Grape therapy is overrated. I’d rather pay $200 a session for counselling.

11. I can’t relax when I drink Cab Sav. Uncork and unwind isn’t in my vocab-ernet.

12. Can you recommend a wine with notes of tobacco, tar, charcoal, baby diaper, or cat pee?

JOIN THE SISTERHOOD, Subscribe today! 🍷

Join the discussion

  1. Jodi Bobenic

    Oh ya. How true are those. Never invite those ones to a party.

  2. Moi

    LOL. Wine is the answer to everything!

  3. Laurie Kindrachuk

    The 2 photos under #12 … you both look fabuloso!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

Let's Be Friends!

Good things come to those who subscribe.

Join the sisterhood for some real and relatable laughs!

You have Successfully Subscribed!