RIP: Dry January {Jan. 1 – 25, 2018}
Contrary to popular belief, we don’t imbibe all the time. We can’t help that wine pairs well with all the feels: happy, sad, frustrated, mad. Roses are red, violets are fine, this day sucks balls, I really need wine. After 3-5/8 booze-free weeks, it’s bon voyage dry January, have a nice flight…
My thirst got me thinking, how far before a relaxing glass turns into a bottle of rage? Wine in hand is the Sisters brand, but balance is key. Alcoholism doesn’t run in the family, it trots through and breaks shit. I refuse to go down that rabbit hole, to cross the finish wine.
You gotta know when to make pour decisions, and when to put a cork in it.
Reasons to sip:
● There’s no such thing as a wine-belly
● Liquor is the WD-40 lube of parenting
● A glass a day keeps the psychiatrist away
● Who doesn’t love a celebration 🎉🎶💃
● Booze is cheaper than bail
● Alcohol goes in — Fun comes out
● My charcuterie board would be lonely
● Sangria is a drink AND an appetizer
● Costco on Saturday afternoon…during the holidays
● Wine contains 13 minerals essential to human life
● It’s only Monday…it’s Wine Wednesday…it’s Friyay
● When my brain’s bushed, less thinky — more drinky
● After enduring a three-hour-long staff meeting
● Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, when life’s a bitch, wine’s a must
● Drink responsibly? Shit, responsibility is the reason we drink
● Girl’s night…we’re gonna need a bigger boat bottle
When in doubt, put a cork in it:
● When your morning mimosa turns into a 3-olive martini
● When you feel guilty about your drinking habits
● Keep the cap on if you’re depressed, anxious, or over-emotional
● If you’ve been annoyed by others criticizing your drinking
● If you’re always one drink away from telling everyone how you really feel
● If you need a drink first thing to steady your nerves, or get rid of a hangover
● Warning: drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy
● If you had to choose between drinking every day or being healthy, what would you choose? Red or White?
Be safe out there bitches! A public cervix announcement — Sangria Sisters
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Too Funny! Made me laugh.
Just keeping it real!
Thanks God that dry January is over. I never knew 30 days could feel like 60!
I can taste the margaritas all ready!!
thanks for giving ALL the reasons for me to have a glass of wine ..or two,or three … your sense of humor is contagious… now I think I’ll have to consider having an early wine….
You deserve it Eleanor! Put your feet up and enjoy the weekend!
As always, a glass of wine sounds like a perfect idea.
Keeping it classy Lesley!
Well that read convinced me! Poppin’ the cork . Thanks ladies
Haha, twist your rubber arm! Cheers Shelley!