The Dangers of Drinking Like Your Dad

RIP: Dry January {Jan. 1 – 25, 2018}

Contrary to popular belief, we don’t imbibe all the time. We can’t help that wine pairs well with all the feels: happy, sad, frustrated, mad. Roses are red, violets are fine, this day sucks balls, I really need wine. After 3-5/8 booze-free weeks, it’s bon voyage dry January, have a nice flight

My thirst got me thinking, how far before a relaxing glass turns into a bottle of rage? Wine in hand is the Sisters brand, but balance is key. Alcoholism doesn’t run in the family, it trots through and breaks shit. I refuse to go down that rabbit hole, to cross the finish wine.

You gotta know when to make pour decisions, and when to put a cork in it.

Reasons to sip:

● There’s no such thing as a wine-belly

● Liquor is the WD-40 lube of parenting

● A glass a day keeps the psychiatrist away

● Who doesn’t love a celebration 🎉🎶💃

● Booze is cheaper than bail

● Alcohol goes in — Fun comes out

● My charcuterie board would be lonely

● Sangria is a drink AND an appetizer

● Costco on Saturday afternoon…during the holidays

● Wine contains 13 minerals essential to human life

● It’s only Monday…it’s Wine Wednesday…it’s Friyay

● When my brain’s bushed, less thinky — more drinky

● After enduring a three-hour-long staff meeting

● Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, when life’s a bitch, wine’s a must

● Drink responsibly? Shit, responsibility is the reason we drink

● Girl’s night…we’re gonna need a bigger boat bottle

When in doubt, put a cork in it:

● When your morning mimosa turns into a 3-olive martini

● When you feel guilty about your drinking habits

● Keep the cap on if you’re depressed, anxious, or over-emotional

● If you’ve been annoyed by others criticizing your drinking

● If you’re always one drink away from telling everyone how you really feel

● If you need a drink first thing to steady your nerves, or get rid of a hangover

● Warning: drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy

● If you had to choose between drinking every day or being healthy, what would you choose? Red or White?

Be safe out there bitches! A public cervix announcement — Sangria Sisters

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  1. Moira

    Too Funny! Made me laugh.

  2. Joanne

    Thanks God that dry January is over. I never knew 30 days could feel like 60!

  3. Eleanor Leveille

    thanks for giving ALL the reasons for me to have a glass of wine ..or two,or three … your sense of humor is contagious… now I think I’ll have to consider having an early wine….

  4. Lesley

    As always, a glass of wine sounds like a perfect idea.

  5. Shelley

    Well that read convinced me! Poppin’ the cork . Thanks ladies

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