Guest Etiquette Holiday Humour
Break out the fat pants, the holidays are here. Other than a natural inclination to stuff the turkey with Prozac, here are our "Do’s and Don'ts" for being a good…
Clever Ways To Be Kind
If it feels like a nasty uncle keeps rubbing his marble bag across humanity, you’re not alone. To quote rock legend April Wine, The Whole World’s Goin’ Crazy. We’re calling…
Top 10 Ways To Avoid Scarring Your Kids
Raising wild things without an owner’s manual is like trekking the safari on foot. By the time we realize it's our circus, we’ve unwittingly messed up our monkeys. It takes…
Stone Cold Sober October
Contrary to popular belief, we don’t drink like fish. But when Doc asks how much wine per week, I’m caught...hook, line, and drinker. “Ummm, between 2 and 20,” I mutter.…
Cheese Is Self-Care, Right?
September is Self-Care Month, a time to pay the piper after a summer of chipping, dipping, and margarita sipping. A reminder that negative self-talk is passé. From now on, I’m…
Shit’s About To Go Down
Poop jokes aren’t my favourite, but they’re a solid No. 2 It seems everyone these days is wrestling with a gut reaction. Autoimmunes, allergies, anxiety, aging. We’re talking deep doo-doo.…
What I Did On My Summer Vaycay!
Dear bitches: I’m baaack! After a dark and stormy year, a little R&R was just what my oracle ordered. I hope your summer was as fanfuckintastic as mine, but it’s…
The Evolution of Sex
I lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in! Chapter I: We have the right tools for the job, but no idea how to use them.…
Why Fifty Is F**king Nifty
Milestone birthdays are either eagerly anticipated or send shivers down your spine. Here are our Top 10 reasons why 50 is fucking nifty. 1. Wisdom If you learn something new…
