Song Lyric Fails

These ladies of the 80’s are massive music lovers. The first time I heard Bon Jovi croon “It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not,” I presumed he meant dry humping. Our struggle with lyrics is real, so we compiled a list of stumpers. How many covers can you name?

1. Might as well face it, you’re a dick with a glove ✪ by Mikel Jaxson

2. Got my first real sex dream, bought it from the guy online ✪ by Pornchub

3. The mornin’ sun when it’s on your floor, really shows your crumbs ✪ by $100/hr Maid

4. Slooooow talking Walter, fire engine guy ✪ by Captain Violet

5. How do I get you a loan ✪ by The High Interests

6. She packed my bags last night, post-fight ✪ by Suddenly Single

7. Gonna take my horse to the hotel room ✪ by the Calgary Stampede Showband

8. So you’ve had a little bubbly in town, now try keeping your breakfast down ✪ by Brunch Bunch

9. You big disgrace, kicking your cat all the over the place ✪ by PETA

10. Theeeere’s a bath room on the right. ✪ by Gladder Bladders

11. Squeeze me, while I kiss this guy ✪ by The Threesomes

12. Two fifty for a baseball, and a buck and a half for the gear ✪ by Band of Ballers


1. Robert Palmer – Addicted To Love
2. Bryan Adams – Summer of ‘69
3. Rod Stewart – Maggie May
4. Deep Purple – Smoke on the Water
5. Heart – Alone
6. Elton John – Rocketman
7. Lil Nas X – Old Town Road
8. Tom Petty ft. Stevie Nicks – Stop Dragging My Heart Around
9. Queen – We Will Rock You
10. CCR – Bad Moon Rising
11. Jimi Hendrix – Purple Haze
12. Tragically Hip – Little Bones

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