Can you believe it's the last week of June? We're finally dusting off our social calendars with the promise of hot (golden) girl summer. After more than a year inside,…
Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me… We’re card carrying members of the Eminem fan club, something the real Slim Shady couldn't foresee. His demographic is all…
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When I'm feeling blue, I cheer myself up by breaking into song. It turns out my voice is worse than my problems...until the cocktails kick in. In this lip sync…
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How do you psych yourself up for Stampede when the thought of bejeweled jeans, lengthy lineups, and pungent port-a-potties turns your stomach? Last year, I kissed a horse and I…
I had a nightmare where everyone talked in R.E.M. lyrics. But that was just a dream, just a dream… Without music, life would B flat. During Beatlemania, teenage girls would twist…