Sangria Sisters Top 10 Resolutions ~ 2017

My New Year’s resolution is to be less prefect.

1. Incorporate “No fucks given” into at least one conversation a week.

2. Live everyday like you just found out you’re not pregnant.

3. Trust what happens in a swimwear change room, stays in the swimwear change room.

4. Squeeze your hoo hoo before you sneeze. Safety never takes a holiday.

5. Strive to be pretty. Pretty smart, pretty funny, pretty kind, pretty strong.

6. Get back to yoga, because punching people is frowned upon.

7. Paddle harder to keep my head above water.

8. Practice random acts of wineness.

9. Recognize need from want.

10. Talk less, listen mor…

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  1. Bonnie

    Happy New Year Sisters! ❤

  2. ken

    I am not sure how the first resolutions affects me.

  3. Cathy

    Love them all but especially #2 and #8. Happy New Year Sangria sisters!!! Thanks for the laughs in 2016.

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