The Evolution of Sex

What’s Up Down There?

How come breasts are always the life of the party? The flashy showgirls who shake, shimmy, and ta-ta-tap their way into federal financing hearts. This week, the Canadian government allocated…

Doggie Style

A dog is truly man’s best friend. If you don’t believe it, try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of a car for an hour.…

Love The Wine You’re With

When our grasshoppers were young, we pledged allegiance to the golden tonic. Because mommin' ain't easy, and adulting is hard. Wine armed us with perspective, tolerance, and tempered my tantrums.…

The Journey

By Mary Oliver One day you finally knew what you had to do, and began, though the voices around you kept shouting their bad advice— though the whole house began…

Botox Or Bangs

Feeling pretty is a full time job, which is why I work part time... Botox vs. bangs is a question of commitment. Refueling every six months is a bling thing,…
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