Wine

Hangover Connoisseurs

Ever rolled out of bed with a heavy head? The odor of Eau de Merlot fill your belly with dread? Baby blues inflamed to bloodshot-red? When the forecast calls for drunk with a chance of regret, the dreaded wine flu is the price you pay to play.

Dinner Date Night

Bevvies: Martini, Wine, Aperitif

(Foodie) buzz word:  1. sauced  2. stewed  3. baked

Going in:  1. High spirited 2. Overdue for a night out 3. Just what the doctor ordered

Morning after:  1. Surprised  2. Dull headache  3. Dry mouth

Sister Sin:  Cream pasta, lava cake, and a second bottle induced gastrointestinal distress. All attempts at romance were kiboshed. Who needs school when you have a private tooter.

Hubby’s Company Party

Bevvies:  Champagne, Wine

Buzz word:  1. tipsy  2. tight  3. feeling no pain

Going in:  1. Apprehensive 2. Pre-drinks = personality 3. Socially lubricated

Morning after:  1. Sheepish  2. Tentative  3. What did I say?

Sister Sin:  Upon leaving the party, I loudly and repeatedly announced that I couldn’t find my beaver…a full-length mink coat borrowed from my mother-in-law.

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Girl’s Night Out

Bevvies:  Vodka soda, Beer, Coolers, Fancy cocktails

Buzz word:  1. pie-eyed  2. juiced  3. lit-up

Going in:  1. Warm fuzzies  2. Belly laughs  3. Dancing queens

Morning after:  1. Debriefing required  2. Poor memory  3. Short attention span

Sister Sin:  Getting home at midnight isn’t bad…unless you’re coming from a ladies lunch.

Out Of Town Weekends

Bevvies:  Vodka Paralyzers, Malibu rum, Jello shots, Baileys, Fireball whiskey

Buzz word:  1. wasted  2. pissed  3. pickled

Going in:  1. Pace yourself  2. Marathon  3. Endurance  4. Protein bars

Morning after:  1. Suck it up cupcake  2. Back on the roller coaster  3. Barking with the big dogs

Sister Sin:  Spewing Sambuca is like pulling licorice through your nose. You find yourself praying to a porcelain god that you will never drink again.

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Oh No, She Didn’t

Bevvies:  Tequila

Buzz word:  1. tanked  2. bombed  3. blasted

Going in:  1. Premeditated  2. Bender-bound  3. Overzealous

Morning after:  1. Nauseous  2. Diarrhea  3. Dehydrated

Sister Sin:  Well played tequila. Well played. The Easter Bunny wasn’t able to hop out of bed for an early morning egg hunt…or afternoon egg dyeing…or Easter dinner.  Bad, bad bunny.

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The night was a blur

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  1. Jodi

    Good one. Love partying with you sangria sisters

  2. Ken MacLean

    I feel like there is an entire secret society that men only get glimpses into. Is this why Harry Potter was written by a woman?

  3. Bonnie

    . I must admit that I too am guilty (I mean the Easter Bunny) of being a little under the weather on Easter morning. Come to think of it I was always out with you two the night before ❤️

  4. Joanne

    But on Easter afternoon did you accidentally tell the kids that you got drunk helping their Mom fill the plastic Easter eggs?

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