Holidaze

Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun

Recipe for a Mother

Take one woman in the prime of her life. Add a dash of sperm. Fold in nausea and uncontrollable food cravings. Sprinkle in stretch marks, tender breasts and swollen ankles.…

January Blows

Today I will live in the moment… Unless the moment is unpleasant, In which case I will eat a cookie. Every New Years, all the magazines at the checkout stand…

I. Am. Canadian.

It’s easy to see why so many countries poke good-natured fun at Canadians. We provide the material ourselves, with beer-swilling hozers like Bob and Doug McKenzie, or the gang on…
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