Holidaze

A New Year’s State Of Mind

Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun

In our 20’s, Halloween was a riot. We’d show up at community hall cabarets and announce “I’m only here for the boo’s.” Taking shots every time you saw a slutty costume was…

Recipe for a Mother

Take one woman in the prime of her life. Add a dash of sperm. Fold in nausea and uncontrollable food cravings. Sprinkle in stretch marks, tender breasts and swollen ankles.…

January Blows

Today I will live in the moment… Unless the moment is unpleasant, In which case I will eat a cookie. Every New Years, all the magazines at the checkout stand…
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