Everybody Hurts
Shortly before turning 50, my world went dark. Wrapping up a 20 year career, I'd misplaced my purpose, and strayed from my path. So I did what any normal person…
A Tale Of Two Wedding Dresses
Once upon a time, there was a Princess named Valerie who vowed never to wed. She was more intent on the glass ceiling than a glass slipper. One enchanted evening…
The Reasons We All Cry In The Shower
Written and photo by: Brittany Latham For the woman whose husband makes an "extra stop" after work every evening. For the woman who is mourning the loss of a pregnancy…
Lip Sync Battle ~ Reba McEntire vs. Natalie Cole
When I'm feeling blue, I cheer myself up by breaking into song. It turns out my voice is worse than my problems...until the cocktails kick in. In this lip sync…
Hello Catty
I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It’s not your fault you’re gap-toothed… We recently spent a week in the desert with eight wild and wacky women. Days later,…
Adult Acne: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
A zit in a wrinkle? Looks like you can have it all… I’m a picker. I get off on whacking whiteheads, and not just my own. I’ve been a professional…
What Scares The Bejeezus Out Of You?
1. Dear Husband: I can make your wife scream louder than you. Sincerely, Spider https://youtu.be/mY37YfUliVA 2. Getting roofied. If I’m going to lay motionless during sex, I’d prefer it to…
Help Us Obi-Wan Millennials, You’re Our Only Hope
Tonight For Tomorrow event details below 🍷 There’s no question we’re living in crazy times. Years from now we’ll look back, scratch our heads, and ask WTF was that. But…
Cheers to the “Pause”
If you’re happy and you know it, thank your meds! Here's to the pause That overheats our bras Casually exposing our fangs and claws To reveal a cray that makes…
