Lip Sync Battle ~ Reba McEntire vs. Natalie Cole
When I'm feeling blue, I cheer myself up by breaking into song. It turns out my voice is worse than my problems...until the cocktails kick in. In this lip sync…
Cheers to the “Pause”
If you’re happy and you know it, thank your meds! Here's to the pause That overheats our bras Casually exposing our fangs and claws To reveal a cray that makes…
For Goodness Sex
At this ripe age, if her briefs match her bra, canoodling wasn’t his idea. Valentine's day used to be a laydown. An open-and-shut case of thumping thighs, cottontail style. Before…
The Dangers of Drinking Like Your Dad
RIP: Dry January {Jan. 1 - 25, 2018} Contrary to popular belief, we don’t imbibe all the time. We can’t help that wine pairs well with all the feels: happy,…
Sangria Sisters Top 10 Resolutions 2017
1. Stop letting Mom dress us alike. 2. Answer every invitation with “why the hell not?” 3. Stop using the magnifying mirror. It’s fuckin’ scary. 4. Plan more adventures with…
When You’re Married A Billion Years, And Still Dancing
On Sep. 23, Val & Ken celebrate 22 years of wedded bliss (oxymoron). We’ve loved and hated. Fought and made up. Created life and mourned death. He’s seen the ice-queen…
Sangria Sisters Top 10 Resolutions ~ 2017
My New Year’s resolution is to be less prefect. 1. Incorporate “No fucks given” into at least one conversation a week. 2. Live everyday like you just found out you’re…
