What Birthday Comes After Cougar?
On September 30th, we celebrate my sister Val Who on that day breezed through the birth canal. Not one for fanfare, nor big on affection Could’ve been avoided had my…
‘Til Death Do Us Part
One day, long long ago, there lived a woman Who did not whine, nag, or bitch. But it was a long time ago, And it was just that one day.…
Dear Mother-In-Law
After my son's dental surgery, his girlfriend and I fussed over him, quietly competing for who loves him most. Mother-in-law clashes are customary, but for the first time I walked…
How NOT To Talk To Your Child About Sex
By Rachael Pavlik The inevitable has happened. Late last night, our child walked in on us… you know, in flagrante delicto. We weren’t sure how long she had been standing…
Lip Sync Battle ~ Reba McEntire vs. Natalie Cole
When I'm feeling blue, I cheer myself up by breaking into song. It turns out my voice is worse than my problems...until the cocktails kick in. In this lip sync…
Cheers to the “Pause”
If you’re happy and you know it, thank your meds! Here's to the pause That overheats our bras Casually exposing our fangs and claws To reveal a cray that makes…
For Goodness Sex
At this ripe age, if her briefs match her bra, canoodling wasn’t his idea. Valentine's day used to be a laydown. An open-and-shut case of thumping thighs, cottontail style. Before…
The Dangers of Drinking Like Your Dad
RIP: Dry January {Jan. 1 - 25, 2018} Contrary to popular belief, we don’t imbibe all the time. We can’t help that wine pairs well with all the feels: happy,…
Sangria Sisters Top 10 Resolutions 2017
1. Stop letting Mom dress us alike. 2. Answer every invitation with “why the hell not?” 3. Stop using the magnifying mirror. It’s fuckin’ scary. 4. Plan more adventures with…
