For Goodness Sex
At this ripe age, if her briefs match her bra, canoodling wasn’t his idea. Valentine's day used to be a laydown. An open-and-shut case of thumping thighs, cottontail style. Before…
The Dangers of Drinking Like Your Dad
RIP: Dry January {Jan. 1 - 25, 2018} Contrary to popular belief, we don’t imbibe all the time. We can’t help that wine pairs well with all the feels: happy,…
New Year, New You, Blah Blah Blah
It’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person. That’s 25 years running I haven’t come up with a new me. Every January we beat ourselves up for…
Teenagers Are Humans Too
The moment your kid is tall enough to look you square in the eye, is the minute you stop seeing eye to eye. Mirror, mirror on the wall, I've become…
Sangria Sisters Top 10 Resolutions 2017
1. Stop letting Mom dress us alike. 2. Answer every invitation with “why the hell not?” 3. Stop using the magnifying mirror. It’s fuckin’ scary. 4. Plan more adventures with…
Full Of Christmas Spirit (a.k.a Wine)
Have you tried getting your hohoho on, but can't find an app? Too petered out to sit upon Santa’s lap. Called in sick with a bah humbug. Damn cork won’t…
2017 ✨ The Good, Bad, and Ugly Year In Review
2017 will be remembered as a year that tested our optimism. Yes, the world is spinning out of control, but if you look back in history, it’s always been a…
Sangria Sisters ✨ Favourite Things 2017
1. Tree of Life Movement Intention Sticks Health, success, kindness...what you put out into the universe is what comes back. This elegant pendant is embellished with 22 different words to…
Reverse Advent Calendar…Sangria Style
Instructions: 1. Find a wine box with 12 dividers. Number the dividers from 1 to 12. [Check your basement for an empty box...just keeping it real!] 2. Crafty bitches can glam…
