Brazilian Waxing As Spiritual Practice
By: Emelia Symington Fedy I may be the only 33 year old in the western world that has not gotten the full meal deal when it comes to waxing so…
Menopause Can Kiss My Ass
Menopause... It’s nobody’s fault but somebody's gonna pay... My first hot flash woke me when my husband moved in for a spoon (he was jockeying for a fork). Without warning…
The Gift Of Time ~ Brown Bagging For Calgary’s Kids ❤
We’re sitting in the entrance hallway of the BB4CK kitchen after Val and Lisa have returned from their route delivering lunches. They’re both dressed in blue and match the Loud Art…
Makeup Tips For Over 40 Bitches
If Dr. Pepper Lip Smackers and blue mascara are still in your makeup bag, this one's for you. Gravity is a futhermucker. As we age, eyes get crepey, concealer nests…
Every Summer Tells A Story
Summer of '69 Youth is wasted on the young ✮ Barefoot ✮ Perma-tan ✮ Kool-aid on tap ✮ Raiding gardens ✮ Drinking from the hose ✮ Outside from dawn till…
Happiness Is Just A Screw Away
When trade relations between BC and Alberta hit an all-time merlot, panic set in. We’d pledged to drink local; but hutterite hooch makes weebles wobble, then hug the ground. Roses…
How NOT To Talk To Your Child About Sex
By Rachael Pavlik The inevitable has happened. Late last night, our child walked in on us… you know, in flagrante delicto. We weren’t sure how long she had been standing…
Summer Cocktail Recipes
I choose my friends how I like my cocktails...strong, fabulous, and with a twist! Bobby Flay's White Sangria Ingredients: 1 bottle of white wine 3 oz Brandy 2 oz Triple…
OH CANADA – We Stand On Trump For Thee
Oh Canada! Our home and native land Recently charged with smuggling shoes, the latest contraband But we’re taking the offensive, don’t poke a mother bear Won’t be trumped by a…
