My Blood Type Is B Positive

Whenever I’m asked what I’m grateful for, I fire off perfunctory answers like health, happiness, and a crisp sauvignon blanc. However, to live your best life, you have to acknowledge the small shit. Below are overlooked, everyday reasons to be grateful!

1. Elastic waistbands.

2. You never forget your first love. Cheese, you’ll always brie a part of me.

3. To the Norma Rae’s and Billy Jean’s who paved the way for a smoother (Sally) ride.

4. No camera phones to capture our misspent youth.

5. Curse words that make me sound like a fuckity-fuck lady rather than a goddamn dick.

6. The beauty of raising young adults is the luxury to pee alone.

7. Crawling into freshly washed sheets. Teenage boys who missed laundry days found themselves in sticky situations.

8. Unhinging the bra that binds me.

9. Toenail polish that makes all feet look pretty from a distance.

10. They paved paradise to put up a primo parking spot.

❣ We’re especially thankful for all the kind words from our followers. The next time someone asks what I’m grateful for, I’ll reply, “How much time do you have!”

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  1. Andrea

    I should’ve been commenting months ago! I read this every week, I share it with my friends and co-workers, sometimes even strangers who peer at me out of the corner of their eye while I laugh out loud at the images you have on your blog. I’m telling you, Sangria Sisters is my most favorite highlight of every week – no shit.

    I’m grateful for you two. I think it was Lori that said, “you were the sister we NEVER wanted!” Well, too bad, here I am and when I show people your blog posts I mention that, that you two were the two older sisters I never really had, but sort of had! It was nice, and still is nice to know that you’re there. That I am grateful for.

    Oh, and the surgeon that repaired my vagina after it was blown to smithereens delivering a monster baby with a monster head. You got off easy.

    • Sangria Sisters

      I think I said you were the sister we never wanted, “but are so glad that we have”. That sounds about right. We love you and are always here for you.

  2. Sangria Sisters

    Cheers Lindsay! Welcome aboard.

  3. Sandra

    You ladies are fun and there is always a great laugh on your blog, honest emotions/topics and something we can all relate to. Keep up the great job ladies! Cheers!

  4. julie

    Adding my voice to the chorus…grateful for the giggle and/or tear you always evoke from me mug on Thursday morn. Keep it up gals…”it’s brilliant. .juls xo

  5. Christy Farrell

    I love you both!!! I really like this one babes 😉

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