I Need A Job
Jobs I would be terrible at Hooker ✶ It would suck. Cab Driver ✶ If I wanted to pick up strangers in the night...see, hooker. Pharmacist ✶ One for you,…
The Sangria Sisters Are Published Authors!
Years ago, I stepped out of my comfort zone by submitting a story to a popular mommy blog. The piece was a heart and soul love letter to our firstborn…
Risky Business
When we were young, safety standards were a fuck of a lot lower than the heightened protocols of today. In lieu of a seat belt, Mom would slingshot her arm…
In Twenty Years Time…
By Donna Ashworth People will not ask the children of 2020 if they caught up with their studies. They will not ask them what grades they made, despite the year…
Gardening For Dirty Hoes and Bro’s
Where my hoes at? Mother Nature here, and I’m thirsting for a hot girl summer in the seedy part of your garden. Turn up the beet, ‘cause it’s party thyme!…
Instagram Tips for the Social Media Challenged
Instagram is hands down our favourite medium. It’s visual, lighthearted, and easy to curate your own feed. Puppies, fierce females, and the Good News Movement are a bitchin’ way to…
The Art of Communicating…Sangria Style
Fourteen months ago, the sisterhood abruptly shifted from broadcasting in front of a live studio audience to a one woman sound booth. Insert an endless commercial break here. In the…
Who Could Use Some Sisterly Advice?
Don't 1. Don’t keep score (even if you’re totally winning)! 2. Don’t ask a woman eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s doing. 3. Don’t walk into your…
Will We Ever Get Back To F**king Normal?
Almost a full year into fattening the curve, it’s getting tougher to envision an end. My social life hasn’t been this bleak since my wallflower days at the junior high…
