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Don't 1. Don’t keep score (even if you’re totally winning)! 2. Don’t ask a woman eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s doing. 3. Don’t walk into your…
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In the 70’s, avocado was a retro dishwasher shade that guac-ed our world. After years of obscurity, this green goddess exploded back into the limelight in the form of a…
Written by Frank Kaiser One of the perks of dufferdom is an increased capacity to appreciate people. Friends. Spouses. And, for me, women. All women. As I grow in age,…
Does your house have chronically low oxygen due to repetitive, dramatic sighs? Do you start every sentence with “Why do I have to do everything myself?” You just might be…
If you ever wondered how you’d deal with a motherfuckin meltdown, now you know. In the past six weeks, your productivity has either shot through the roof or slunk to…
By now, most of us have jumped on the Zoom train, the interwebs newest party in a box. When basic human connection vanished without a trace, the Hollywood Squares version…
Is anyone else eating a week’s worth of snacks in one day? If not, me neither... One day normal life is the best thing since sliced bread, the next day…