If I Had My Life To Live Over…
By Erma Bombeck Someone asked me the other day if I had my life to live over would I change anything. My answer was no, but then I thought about…
When You’re Married A Billion Years, And Still Dancing
On Sep. 23, Val & Ken celebrate 22 years of wedded bliss (oxymoron). We’ve loved and hated. Fought and made up. Created life and mourned death. He’s seen the ice-queen…
I Wish I Was As Thin As My Patience
PATIENCE noun / pa·tience / (pey-shuh ns) / Sangria synonyms: / 1. Patience: What happens when there are too many witnesses. 2. Mercy: The most important ingredient for marriage and children. (see also: Tranquilizers)…
Lori and Val | Home Of The Brave
Written, photographed, and originally published by Danny Miller | HOME OF THE BRAVE While lying on my back in a beginners Yin yoga class recently, the instructor asked us to “surrender…
Sangria Sisters “Top 10” Do’s and Don’ts
Do 1. Buy a water based lubricant. The old grey mare, she ain't what she used to be. 2. If your cup is half full, splurge on a new bra.…
How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away — A Grad Story
In my 20's, kids were never on my radar. Babies terrified me, toddlers are a**holes, and moms of teens can vouch why animals eat their young. But the universe saw…
Philanthropy Is The New Black
The older I get, the more gung-ho I am to give back. Twenty years ago, I traded functioning brain cells for kids, but those days are numbered. The delicious new freedom…
When I Win The Lottery
When I win the lottery, and I’m talkin’ a big fat sum I’ll collect it in my Lambo, Gucci label on my bum No need for the annuity, print my…
I’m Having An Out-Of-Money Experience
Money can’t buy happiness, but you can bet your bottom dollar I’d be happier with a little moolah lining my pockets. My bank account wouldn’t be so stingy if I didn't…