Romancing The Bone
Harlequin romance introduced us to throbbing members, heaving bosoms, and honey pots. The formula was copy and paste, but women aren't skimming the pages looking for a plot. With 6.2…
I DREAM OF SLEEP
I’m writing this in the middle of the night. More specifically, between 3:30 - 6:30 a.m., when I’m consistently wide the fuck awake! Flopping back and forth fires up my…
Papa Was A Kidney Stone
A kidney stone walks into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll you have?” The kidney stone says, “Thanks dude, but I’m just passing through.” It started with sharp pains, like…
When Did Grocery Shopping Become A Death Sport?
Is anyone else eating a week’s worth of snacks in one day? If not, me neither... One day normal life is the best thing since sliced bread, the next day…
Love (And Loss) In The Time Of Corona
Celebrations of love continue in the time of Corona. Wedding vows pledged privately, ceremonies postponed for a later date. But what happens when a loved one takes their last breath?…
Corona Induced Activities I Never Thought I’d Do
1. No bra martial law. Now that the girls have been set free, they'll protest against the bonds of a knocker locker. 2. With zero chance of visitors, I’ve dropped…
How We Survived The Zombie Apocalypse
When I find myself in times of trouble, wine and camembert comfort me, slurring words of wisdom, let it brie.... How did a 3 day weekend morph into 10 days…
My Goal Weight Is One Chin
After eating with abandon (brie in one hand, bacon in the other, booze balanced on my big boned belly), January always slaps me sober. A month that graciously sacrifices its…
It’s Been A Year Since You’ve Gone
Scott McGillivray July 16, 1961 – October 27, 2018 It’s been a year since you’ve gone My heart is still broken I sleep on your side of the bed So…
