Caution: Memory Loss Ahead
They say your memory is the first thing to… something, something. I suffer from CRS — Can’t Remember Shit. Everyday conversation is turning into a game of charades. “Oh, what’s…
An Open Letter To My Boobs
Winnebagos, melons, jugs, cans! Whatever you wanna call ‘em, our boobs need more cradling than just a good bra. October is Breast Cancer Awareness month. A reminder to check your…
15 Funny Reasons You Should Do Yoga
1. Yoga relieves the stress caused by racing to get to class on time. 2. It helps you stay flexible enough to kick your own ass when necessary. 3. The…
10 Signs You May Be Over 50 – Men vs. Women
Her: Sandbags, Coat hooks, Beagle ears What can we say, gravity’s a b-i-t-c-h. If you’re confident you’d clean up (wipe the floor) in a saggy boob competition, you may be…
Mood Swings
How do you make a hormone? Don’t pay her... Her: Whenever I get the urge to rip your beating heart out of your chest, I’m just as surprised as you are. Call…
Let It F***ing Go
“So I just decided to let it go,” said no woman ever. When my beloved and I argue, I have the damndest time letting go. I’ll come out swinging with…
It’s Not Easy Being Green
Wacky tobaccy lovin’ leprechauns struck gold with Justin Trudeau's pledge to legalize marijuana. No matter what side of the rainbow you’re on, left-handed cigarettes are coming to a Ganga Gourmet…
It’s Raining, It’s Pouring…My Old Man Is Snoring
I’ve been jolted out a deep sleep more times than I can count, as my husband’s action-packed nightmares have him fighting for his life. I've been kicked in the leg,…
