Battle Of The Bulge
Dear gym: I realize it’s been a while, but I’m ready to come back. I hope it won’t be too awkward... I wish I appreciated how thin I was, way…
Caution: Memory Loss Ahead
They say your memory is the first thing to… something, something. I suffer from CRS — Can’t Remember Shit. Everyday conversation is turning into a game of charades. “Oh, what’s…
An Open Letter To My Boobs
Winnebagos, melons, jugs, cans! Whatever you wanna call ‘em, our boobs need more cradling than just a good bra. October is Breast Cancer Awareness month. A reminder to check your…
15 Funny Reasons You Should Do Yoga
1. Yoga relieves the stress caused by racing to get to class on time. 2. It helps you stay flexible enough to kick your own ass when necessary. 3. The…
Let It F***ing Go
“So I just decided to let it go,” said no woman ever. When my husband and I argue, I have the damndest time letting go. I’ll come out swinging with…
It’s Raining, It’s Pouring…My Old Man Is Snoring
My husband’s action-packed nightmares often find him fighting for his life. I've been jolted out of dead sleep by being kicked in the leg, punched in the shoulder, and head-butted...twice.…
