Why Are Women So Hard On Ourselves?
Sometimes I swear like a MF trucker. No surprise there, but I’m caught off-guard when it’s directed at me. I call myself an idiot when I’m absent-minded. I’m a cow…
Knock, Knock, Knockin’ On Depression’s Door
What happened to me? Did you have it all But hit the wall And didn’t even see it coming What happens when you fall How do you get back up…
Battle Of The Bulge
Dear gym: I realize it’s been a while, but I’m ready to come back. I hope it won’t be too awkward... I wish I appreciated how thin I was, way…
Caution: Memory Loss Ahead
They say your memory is the first thing to… something, something. I suffer from CRS — Can’t Remember Shit. Everyday conversation is turning into a game of charades. “Oh, what’s…
An Open Letter To My Boobs
Winnebagos, melons, jugs, cans! Whatever you wanna call ‘em, our boobs need more cradling than just a good bra. October is Breast Cancer Awareness month. A reminder to check your…
15 Funny Reasons You Should Do Yoga
1. Yoga relieves the stress caused by racing to get to class on time. 2. It helps you stay flexible enough to kick your own ass when necessary. 3. The…
10 Signs You May Be Over 50 – Men vs. Women
Sandbags, Coat hooks, Beagle ears What can we say, gravity’s a b-i-t-c-h. If you’re confident you’d clean up/wipe the floor in a saggy boob competition, you may be a woman…
Mood Swings
How do you make a hormone? Don’t pay her... Her: Whenever I get the urge to rip your beating heart out of your chest, I’m just as surprised as you are. Call…
Let It F***ing Go
“So I just decided to let it go,” said no woman ever. When my beloved and I argue, I have the damndest time letting go. I’ll come out swinging with…