At this ripe age, if her briefs match her bra, canoodling wasn’t his idea. Valentine's day used to be a laydown. An open-and-shut case of thumping thighs, cottontail style. Before…
It’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person. That’s 25 years running I haven’t come up with a new me. Every January we beat ourselves up for…
Since arriving in Scottsdale on Aug 23rd, I’ve been receiving healthcare from the Envita Medical Center. The plan includes specific IV treatments done every Monday to Friday to build my…
Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror and think, this can’t be right? Sadly my friends, we’ve reached an age where preventative maintenance is mandatory.…
In May, Lori’s husband Scott was diagnosed with tonsil cancer. Only one month later it was confirmed that the cancer had metastasized to his lungs. Instead of curling up in…
1. Is Aunt Flo's monthly visit 3-5 business days, or are weekends included? 2. It’s ironic how feminine hygiene ads depict chill women. Shouldn’t they be revving chainsaws and burning…
No one told me... I’d have to worry about 5:00 shadow. I’d apply deodorant before bed to (right)guard against sweaty sleeps. That trimming nose hair would become part of my beauty routine.…
Sometimes I swear like a MF trucker. No surprise there, but I’m caught off-guard when it’s directed at me. I call myself an idiot when I’m absent-minded. I’m a cow…