Ten Weird-Ass Truths About 2020
2020 came in like a wrecking ball, stripping away life as we know it. But if you look at this wretched year through rosé coloured goggles, you’ll find more silver…
Being Human
A mind-blowing poem by Naima Penniman I wonder if the sun debates dawn some mornings not wanting to rise out of bed from under the down-feather horizon if the sky…
National No Bra Day…And Other Stories
As the sun sets on the most insignificant May long in history, the endless downtime softly strums you ain’t nothin' but a groundhog. Normally the shotgun start to summer shenanigans,…
How To Host the Perfect Covid Party
Are you shocked how the snail's [s]pace-time continuum suddenly picked up speed - launching us straight into MOTHER’S DAY? With no living humans or handbooks to guide us through post-pandemic…
The J.O.K.E. Parenting Awards
Now that tinseltown awards season are finally over, we can’t help but wonder why A-listers get all the accolades. Praiseworthy parents are entitled to a pat on the back, and…
To All The Girls I’ve Loathed Before
We love women! They’re the peanut to our brittle, the cheese to our whiz. They top up our love tank in ways men can’t touch. But the road to lady…
Game Of Phones
Ring-ring, the 90’s are calling! Flip phones are making a comeback, only this time gettin’ jiggy comes with a posh spice price tag. With apple and blackberry infatuation at a…
What I Did On My Summer Vaycay!
Dear bitches: I’m baaack! After a dark and stormy year, a little R&R was just what my oracle ordered. I hope your summer was as fanfuckintastic as mine, but it’s…
Technology Can Byte Me
You told me to right click...so I 'wrote' click. Does technology make you feel like a fossil? Time for a trip down memory lane! Phones With two Chatty Cathy kids,…
