What Scares The Bejeezus Out Of You?
1. Dear Husband: I can make your wife scream louder than you. Sincerely, Spider https://youtu.be/mY37YfUliVA 2. Getting roofied. If I’m going to lay motionless during sex, I’d prefer it to…
CSI 🍷 Crime Scene Intoxication
We've all been guilty of an irreversible moment known as the tipping point. It hits hard-and-fast, and the dark side always wins. By the time you’re aware of an acute…
Partners In Grime
By virtue of our vag, women are born into a life of servitude. Clean the latrine Cinderella. Febreze till you wheeze Cinderella. Dear Martha: you’re not doin' time anymore, so…
Things You Shouldn’t Say To A Woman
He: Exactly how many men have you been with? She: Hahaha, no. He: Talk dirty to me. She: I haven't washed my bra in weeks. He: Why watch cooking shows…
Entertaining Tips By The Decade
Teen Hootenanny As teens entrusted to an empty house, we’d sneak our posse through the backdoor the minute our parents walked out the front. Hostessing skills ranged from zero to…
The Next 50 Years
I’m halfway through this life of zen, Assuming I live to 110. My plan is 100, I’ve never had doubt, Before the final curtain, the ultimate chill out. Except for…
TV Is A Weapon Of Mass ‘Distraction’
If you combine all the hours invested in faves like Knot’s Landing, Melrose Place, and Grey’s Anatomy over our lifetime, we’d amass 15 years of ass indents on the couch! I’m…
The Best Parts Of Summer Our Kids Will Never Know
1. We drank out of a hose and lived to tell about it. At full blast, a garden hose was the original waterpik, and a highspeed way to excavate popcorn…
Acronyms For The Over 40 Crowd
1. FFN - Florence Fuckin’ Nightingale - The name you call yourself when mothering a mate with the man flu. 2. STGF - Set The Girls Free - Racing home…
