A Message from Mother Goose
Dear Humanity, Mother Goose is on the loose, and she’s ready to kick some ass. Us mothers have been watching mankind take it from behind, and it’s clear y’all need…
If Rona Doesn’t Take You Out…Can I?
What’s a girl to do when she’s single, vintage, and hasn’t dated in 30 years? Not only have we been living in a tomb, Mummy’s dating skills are downright archaic.…
The Evolution of Air Travel
It’s 1986 You strut into the airport 30 minutes before your International flight, Doc Martens tightly laced mid-calf, and two wide belts looped around the waist of your pastel jumpsuit.…
Liar Liar Pants On Fire
There are two lies I spin all the time. 1) I’m fine, and 2) I have read and agree with the terms and conditions. When it comes to the sidestep…
The Anatomy of Peace
~ by john roedel my brain and heart divorced a decade ago over who was to blame about how big of a mess I have become eventually, they couldn't be…
New Year ~ Same Hot Mess
Who has a dramatic flair for entering a room? 2022, that’s fucking who! Glacial temperatures colder than my mother-in-law’s kiss. Trains, planes, and automobile travel gone off the rails. The…
We Wish You A Merry Crisis and a Happy New Fear!
Shakespeare said a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. 2021 (2020’s ugly step-sister) looked like a dandelion and smelled like weed. As we bid adieu to yet…
When All Ain’t Merry And Bright
I’m traditionally a diehard holiday fan, A full on fruitcake with a git ‘er done plan, But this year my spirit is Christmas crackered, I'm flat out tired and totally…
The Sisters 2021 Local Gift Guide
Turns out 2021 was as elfed up as 2020, but have no fear. A new year is around the corner, and we're lit with holiday cheer. Check out our favourite…
