When It Rains It F✶✶king Pours
What happens to your body when life tries to eat you alive, one chunk at a time? When your inner stress regulator (aka, the nervous system) is set to high…
How Much Time Is Spent…
If you’ve ever had an existential crisis, wondering what you’ve done with your life, consider this. We spend a whopping 2 ½ decades sleeping; not to mention an additional 7…
How Well Do You Know Your Mother?
By the time Mom birthed us, and subsequently raised two adorable daughters, only a glimmer of the woman she was existed. Married at 22, her adult life was shaped by…
The Sisters 2024 In’s and Out’s
✅ IN ✅ ✦ Aging, just get over it…embrace laugh lines, freckles, silver hair, loose skin ✦ Trying and failing, then dusting yourself off. Repeat as necessary. ✦ Get to…
2024 New Year’s Nudges
On the first day of every year, humanity collectively fills with hope. Some dream of world peace, others (like me) simply wish to recall my motive for entering this room.…
The Twelve Wines of Christmas 🍷
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, A headache from the Chablis On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Two…
Waiting For Santa’s Other Boot To Drop
Nine years ago today, our nuclear family huddled together, anxiously awaiting Dad’s cancer surgery. A cold he’d caught days prior caused the procedure to be postponed, leaving the four of…
Elf On A Shelf – Police Blotter
Another sad story of a famous child gnome, whose top-billing went straight to his dome. His youth spent in a supporting role at the pole, eventually took a toll on…
A Small Mark Christmas Movie
Tiffany enters the scene clutching her pearls and a pumpkin spice latte. A merger and acquisition executive in the big city of Ballsack, Tiffany’s been tasked with ensuring the smooth…
