2024 New Year’s Nudges
On the first day of every year, humanity collectively fills with hope. Some dream of world peace, others (like me) simply wish to recall my motive for entering this room.…
The Twelve Wines of Christmas 🍷
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, A headache from the Chablis On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Two…
Waiting For Santa’s Other Boot To Drop
Nine years ago today, our nuclear family huddled together, anxiously awaiting Dad’s cancer surgery. A cold he’d caught days prior caused the procedure to be postponed, leaving the four of…
Elf On A Shelf – Police Blotter
Another sad story of a famous child gnome, whose top-billing went straight to his dome. His youth spent in a supporting role at the pole, eventually took a toll on…
A Small Mark Christmas Movie
Tiffany enters the scene clutching her pearls and a pumpkin spice latte. A merger and acquisition executive in the big city of Ballsack, Tiffany’s been tasked with ensuring the smooth…
The Evolution Of Entertaining
As a teen, my hostess skills ranged from zero to zilch. Entertaining my homies was simple. With no snacks or H2O in sight, we went camel toe to camel toe,…
The Ultimate Bag Lady
Raise your hand if you’ve stood in a checkout line, patiently waiting for a little old lady to pay? Rummaging through her giant handbag, she slowly unzips every zipper in…
Lori and Val | Home Of The Brave
Written, photographed, and published by Danny Miller | HOME OF THE BRAVE SERIES While lying on my back in a beginners Yin yoga class recently, the instructor asked us to “surrender…
Happy Hallo’Wine
If there’s something strange, in your neighborhood…who you gonna call? SANGRIA SISTERS! As self-proclaimed dress up queens, we go balls to the costume wall. While some babes sport pigtails and…
