Women

The Reasons We All Cry In The Shower

Hello Catty

I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It’s not your fault you’re gap-toothed… We recently spent a week in the desert with eight wild and wacky women. Days later,…

Partners In Grime

By virtue of our vag, women are born into a life of servitude. Clean the latrine Cinderella. Febreze till you wheeze Cinderella. Dear Martha: you’re not doin' time anymore, so…

Besties Before Testes

My first introduction to the power of girlfriends came from an early infatuation with Betty and Veronica. Despite being rivals, they were drawn together. If being surrounded by witty, wacky…
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