Cheers to the “Pause”
If you’re happy and you know it, thank your meds! Here's to the pause That overheats our bras Casually exposing our fangs and claws To reveal a cray that makes…
Scott McGillivray Cancer Journey Update #3
Scott’s doing very well since returning home from Scottsdale. We met with his oncologist in November and she was pleased with his CT scan results. Dr. Hao suggested Scott’s next…
CSI 🍷 Crime Scene Intoxication
We've all been guilty of an irreversible moment known as the tipping point. It hits hard-and-fast, and the dark side always wins. By the time you’re aware of an acute…
Where Is The Love
A terrible tragedy is happening. After seven school shootings this year alone, we’re getting desensitized. We weep, offer obligatory thoughts and prayers, but the mind-numbing shock is gone. A defense…
For Goodness Sex
At this ripe age, if her briefs match her bra, canoodling wasn’t his idea. Valentine's day used to be a laydown. An open-and-shut case of thumping thighs, cottontail style. Before…
The Dangers of Drinking Like Your Dad
RIP: Dry January {Jan. 1 - 25, 2018} Contrary to popular belief, we don’t imbibe all the time. We can’t help that wine pairs well with all the feels: happy,…
New Year, New You, Blah Blah Blah
It’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person. That’s 25 years running I haven’t come up with a new me. Every January we beat ourselves up for…
Sangria Sisters Top 10 Resolutions 2017
1. Stop letting Mom dress us alike. 2. Answer every invitation with “why the hell not?” 3. Stop using the magnifying mirror. It’s fuckin’ scary. 4. Plan more adventures with…
Full Of Christmas Spirit (a.k.a Wine)
Have you tried getting your hohoho on, but can't find an app? Too petered out to sit upon Santa’s lap. Called in sick with a bah humbug. Damn cork won’t…
