I DREAM OF SLEEP
I’m writing this in the middle of the night. More specifically, between 3:30 - 6:30 a.m., when I’m consistently wide the fuck awake! Flopping back and forth fires up my…
Will We Ever Get Back To F**king Normal?
Almost a full year into fattening the curve, it’s getting tougher to envision an end. My social life hasn’t been this bleak since my wallflower days at the junior high…
What If Prudence Programmed Our Playlists?
Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me… We’re card carrying members of the Eminem fan club, something the real Slim Shady couldn't foresee. His demographic is all…
An Old-Timey Right To An Opinion
Growing up in a little house on the prairie, Ma schooled us on R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Her motto was “you’re no better than anyone else, and no one is better than you.”…
Rebranding Middle Aged Women
In the 70’s, avocado was a retro dishwasher shade that guac-ed our world. After years of obscurity, this green goddess exploded back into the limelight in the form of a…
This One’s For The Boys
When we first brainstormed a blog, our game plan was to quarterback the superbowl of sisterhoods. To our surprise, we also scored a misterhood! The bro’s filling the stands will…
Ten Weird-Ass Truths About 2020
2020 came in like a wrecking ball, stripping away life as we know it. But if you look at this wretched year through rosé coloured goggles, you’ll find more silver…
In Praise of Older Women
Written by Frank Kaiser One of the perks of dufferdom is an increased capacity to appreciate people. Friends. Spouses. And, for me, women. All women. As I grow in age,…
Christmas Parenting Young Children vs. Parenting Young Adults
Then: Don your wee daughter in a short party dress. Force her to strike a pose on the lap of an old man that smells like cigga-weed and feet. Now:…
