The Zoom Boom
By now, most of us have jumped on the Zoom train, the interwebs newest party in a box. When basic human connection vanished without a trace, the Hollywood Squares version…
When Did Grocery Shopping Become A Death Sport?
Is anyone else eating a week’s worth of snacks in one day? If not, me neither... One day normal life is the best thing since sliced bread, the next day…
Tips and Tools To Get It On
I didn’t wear earrings for a long time and the hole closed. Now I’m worried about my vagina. Happy LOVE month! While grape therapists don’t qualify as sex therapists, we’ve…
Walk Of Shame
In our early 30’s, a friend and mother of three admitted she was sexually tapped out. My boy toy and I were still in the organ-grinding heyday of a new…
My New “Old Thing”
It’s a good thing I’m young at heart, because the rest of this temple is vintage. OK boomer, what’s up now? Thanks for asking, here’s the thing. Our dear friend…
How Your Vet Sees Euthanasia
I love the way my dog looks at me. His big browns see a supermodel, a pulitzer prize winner, a saint. Dogs are a gift that take a ticking, and…
A Day in the Life of a Passive Aggressive
We come from a line of passive aggressives. Meltdowns are done inward and under our breath. Clipped words like fine and whatever dickwad announce that my bitch switch is flipped.…
Top 10 Ways To Avoid Scarring Your Kids
Raising wild things without an owner’s manual is like trekking the safari on foot. By the time we realize it's our circus, we’ve unwittingly messed up our monkeys. It takes…
Three Hacks for the Hormonally Challenged
I don’t mind getting older, but my body is taking it badly. The word hack has multiple definitions; chop roughly, a harsh cough, how I play golf, and clever tips.…
