In Praise of Older Women
Written by Frank Kaiser One of the perks of dufferdom is an increased capacity to appreciate people. Friends. Spouses. And, for me, women. All women. As I grow in age,…
You Might Be a Martyr Mom
Does your house have chronically low oxygen due to repetitive, dramatic sighs? Do you start every sentence with “Why do I have to do everything myself?” You just might be…
Productivity: A Multi-Slacker vs. The Busy Bee
If you ever wondered how you’d deal with a motherfuckin meltdown, now you know. In the past six weeks, your productivity has either shot through the roof or slunk to…
The Zoom Boom
By now, most of us have jumped on the Zoom train, the interwebs newest party in a box. When basic human connection vanished without a trace, the Hollywood Squares version…
When Did Grocery Shopping Become A Death Sport?
Is anyone else eating a week’s worth of snacks in one day? If not, me neither... One day normal life is the best thing since sliced bread, the next day…
Tips and Tools To Get It On
I didn’t wear earrings for a long time and the hole closed. Now I’m worried about my vagina. Happy LOVE month! While grape therapists don’t qualify as sex therapists, we’ve…
Walk Of Shame
In our early 30’s, a friend and mother of three admitted she was sexually tapped out. My boy toy and I were still in the organ-grinding heyday of a new…
My New “Old Thing”
It’s a good thing I’m young at heart, because the rest of this temple is vintage. OK boomer, what’s up now? Thanks for asking, here’s the thing. Our dear friend…
How Your Vet Sees Euthanasia
I love the way my dog looks at me. His big browns see a supermodel, a pulitzer prize winner, a saint. Dogs are a gift that take a ticking, and…
