Who’s Your Paddy?
As an inexperienced 20-year-old, the first green beer I ever drank was at the boisterous Unicorn Pub. The emerald-tinted draught was skunky, flat, and lukewarm, but it didn’t stop me…
If I Were Cupid…
❤️ My only job is to make people fall in love. ❤️ I wouldn’t need a permit to carry a concealed weapon. ❤️ I’m supposed to be chubby. ❤️ I…
Seven Deadly Sins of Stampede
Lust In 1991, two perfect strangers locked eyes across the crowded Silver Slipper Saloon, and a randy fuse was lit. After hours of grinding on the dance floor, Ken spun…
2024 New Year’s Nudges
On the first day of every year, humanity collectively fills with hope. Some dream of world peace, others (like me) simply wish to recall my motive for entering this room.…
The Twelve Wines of Christmas 🍷
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, A headache from the Chablis On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Two…
Waiting For Santa’s Other Boot To Drop
Nine years ago today, our nuclear family huddled together, anxiously awaiting Dad’s cancer surgery. A cold he’d caught days prior caused the procedure to be postponed, leaving the four of…
Elf On A Shelf – Police Blotter
Another sad story of a famous child gnome, whose top-billing went straight to his dome. His youth spent in a supporting role at the pole, eventually took a toll on…
A Small Mark Christmas Movie
Tiffany enters the scene clutching her pearls and a pumpkin spice latte. A merger and acquisition executive in the big city of Ballsack, Tiffany’s been tasked with ensuring the smooth…
Happy Hallo’Wine
If there’s something strange, in your neighborhood…who you gonna call? SANGRIA SISTERS! As self-proclaimed dress up queens, we go balls to the costume wall. While some babes sport pigtails and…
